Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even my board gets mad play.
Michael, is that you? It's Cleveland.
Because he's round and eats everything in sight.
For our final event, and just for a little tension...
...yeah, ahem, it'll work.
Dot-dot-dash, dot-dot-dash, dot-dash, dot-dash.
- to determine which contestant is cooler.
I'm here for my alimony check, which I'll take in cash.
All right. See you tomorrow.
DAD! Mom fainted because breakfast was SO GOOD! The End!
If only there was some way to prove it.
...maybe you should take him more often.
Now I call this kid Pac-Man.
Please welcome the only professional skateboarder in the universe, Tony Hawk.
Oh.
Not bad. Now turn around and make it clap.
Now, as for Joanna, try to initiate physical contact.
- Time to make him pay. - Yeah.
...I'm gonna go see what that Chevron with the Techron's all about.
And I know you're becoming a man and there's a few things you should know.
See you at the Coolympics, chump.
...and is headed to university.
Heh-heh-heh. Oh, man. Kid ate five sandwiches.
I wanna put you by the seashore and grow old in you.
And now, to judge this epic battle...
Ask the albino kid, he's dying to be included in something.
Kid's a genius too.
Through good times and bad times It's true love we share
Bye.
You no good, low-down, Coolympians.
...or a hand in a glove or a hot dog in a doughnut.
I don't know, Cleveland.
- Later, fool. - I'm gonna give him the sex talk!