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I am pretty good with a deep-fryer, but it's not worth it.
WHAT THE FUCK
He's not a child laborer.
Insert coin.
I have a severe allergy to hay, and manure,
It's a freak show from where I am, too.
In those brief moments between sleep and wakefulness,
Kept alive by the miracle of science,
[grunts]
Beat it, peewee. The kiddie rides are that way.
-Bean! -Elfo!
But tempting fate like this? It's risky.
[grunting]
Edith.
[man] Wait! We know two more songs!
That's not good. Try another three.
♪ When the king breaks The kingdom will fall ♪
Oh, Lady Bowmore, welcome back!
-[bell dings] -[steam whistle blows]
Don't take this the wrong way, but shut up, Elfo.
Ugh. What a scam. Suckering poor saps who believe in destiny.
And now, the velvet curtain parts to reveal Edith,
Wait, you're an actual talking cat?
Full disclosure, I am standing on two stools.
Come on, deal the cards.
Elfo!
[crowd claps]
Oh. Damn it.
if you like raw eggs.
Wow! This malnutrition is really slimming.
[kisses] Give me a kiss. It's gonna be okay. Okay, bubbeleh?
When I wake up, it's even worse.