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she's a retarded fish-frog?
What?
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys
What? But, Dick,
There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii.
and that monkey had a mutant retard baby
No. There is something I can do.
has been dead for over 500 years.
I think I've figured out how to do it.
- It's simple science, Kyle. - You'll die, retard!
Oh, for the love of God, how much longer?
and they're mature enough to handle anything.
I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time
Hey, everyone, I'm an atheist!
Would you believe it, simply because it can't be disproven?
It's almost like you're one of the guys!
Yeah, you see? I knew that would happen.
Well, you're a faggot. Continue.
Careful, darling. The school board doesn't like it when we...
Charmed to meet you, Ms...
No Muslims killing Jews. No Christians bombing abortion clinics.
This is terrible. 500 years in the future.
Now, I for one, think that evolution is bunch of bullcrap.
- We have to get out of here. - What?
You're right. It's so simple.
810 stan kyle cartman kenny butters randy sharon shelly gerald stuart mccormick sarah valmer mr garrison
having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
I am not teaching evolution in my class!
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