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They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
Oh, painting my fingernails.
Yep.
She just won't untie them apron strings, will she?
Gee whiz, well that smells better than vanilla extract!
Yeah.
Your daughter, Ellie, she's getting married.
Magnificent figure.
I hope she remembered to tell Sonny.
Oh, what'd you expect?
When?
How do you know she's getting married at all?
Milburn!
Mother!
Y'all come back now, hear?
Well, who's she getting married to?
Gee, Mother, I feel so discouraged.
Perkins, my sample case.
Well, Sonny, maybe it's not enough just to drive up in front and honk the horn.
I'm gonna marry Sonny Drysdale.
Well, what was he doing in there on his knees?
Sonny, not here.
Yes.
Mother?
and they fell in the shape of a heart.
I wasn't spying.
Milburn, I hope you're happy.
That insulting letter he wrote, and that awful four-letter word he used.
Every week he writes home for money.