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Well, we're not used to being noticed. That sounds a little sad.
And why do you wanna be president?
Or admit you don't have a sister. We're electing a student president.
while the rest will simply be. For Greendale Campus TV, I'm Abed Nadir.
I'm just a fella.
- Don't know what that means. - And we're out.
As we head into the first round, there are eight candidates.
That's why this happened. Okay, well...
Oh. Wow. Well...
You're gonna feel my foot blowing in from the south.
I hung them all up.
Jeez, get a room, you two.
- He's trying to court the Hispanic vote. - Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne.
I hate you! No, Jeffrey, no.
Next up. I'm sorry, I got the heat, I gotta go.
The bar has been set.
Because of your overbite. Okay, let's just get started.
Only problem, Mr. Biden is supposed to be meeting with the dean, hmm,
I've already established the men's room doesn't work.
Well I guess it would be nice If I could be on DMT
Does he make it to the next round? By applause.
You can keep it.
who's a beautiful Latina born in Nicaragua
I'm more of a silverback gorilla with the claws of a lion,
- Pbbt! - Oh, yes, wonderful.
- Jeff Winger. - Crowd favorite.
i fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing.
because it is the self that wants to be destroyed.
You have an apartment.
I think wind should be cold and the Chiefs respected. Students should be armed and polite.
- working in the cafeteria. - Yeah.