Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, people.

Mine's a three-way tie.

THEY WANT ME TO DO WHAT I’LL SAY.

I think that beer should be cold and School districts should be sued

Wait, isn't there a final round of debates?

And if elected, I promise to make Greendale

I’m on fire up here

Thank you, Sergio.

I think that beer should be cold and boots should be dusty.

than just fixing our hair and sculpting our abs.

Well, if I see one, I won't.

I think you know, dean.

You should have stayed in the running. You're the only real candidate.

Jeff, some of us care about more

With seven votes it’s

and is supporting two children.

Mr. Winger? Well, that's an important question.

You're entitled to be president?

to ask if I think her brother's cute.

I am a gross, jaded adult with control issues

Thank you, Ms. Edison.

What are you doing? Random spot check.

What's your favorite color?

The vice president is coming.

Will you submit to a search of your belongings?

This was a spot check. Do you like me?

and turned that issue into a sound bite.

Looks like it is hard not to be.

1997 audition tape for MTV's The Real World.

I'm on fire up here.

Vicki, look at me. Psst.

I'm gonna slurp them out of that melon you call a head.

It's like God spilled a person

I have a question for my opponents.