Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry you weren't a more obvious potential threat to the country.

That's not really relevant.

Nobody that treats a friend the way I did is fit to represent the student body.

We tend to take democracy for granted in America.

There's an elevated threat level at Greendale. But don't worry.

You've done so much for our city.

Sir, we're gonna have to move on to city college.

I went too far. I'm sorry.

- Wow, you got me pegged. - Democracy. What a ruse.

There are people in the parking lot singing that song.

We've all been 19, Jeff, and none of us did this.

According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided.

My name is Jeff. I'm no politician.

Okay. I'm in the room.

Creepy, seems Greek , possible drug dealer.

And freedom, well, I think that's just a little bit better.

Anything suspicious. Because you think I'm suspicious?

You know, you gotta ask yourself right now... What's up with politics?

All in good time, kiddo.

Real nice. Is it too much to ask you to pitch in?

of course it's dirty. Everyone knows that.

Honk twice for yes, once for no.

No, I was just another jerk trying to win a contest.

So anyone who wants to be president,