Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My presentation is a copy of Jeff Winger's

Are you in here?

Well, you cannot dress up like Uncle Sam.

I'm the only one who's trying to get something done.

Are you saying Greendale is dirty?

And I say, "Size more? Try size less." Ha-ha-ha.

This is exactly what happened 10 years ago.

Folks, who do you want shaking Joe Biden's hand at 5 p. M?

Abed, those guys in the suits are trashing your dorm room real bad, bro.

With eleven votes cast...Eleven? Come on, people

Hey, I'm Jeff Winger and I'd love to be on MTV's Real World: Seattle.

Freshly squeezed, or so help me God, Maurice.

Garrett. Okay, Garrett.

I'm gonna eat your brains, chum

I'm running on a platform of school improvement.

Can I get an apple juice, please?

I think wind should be cold and students armed and polite

- Smart, attractive, but easily vexed. - Leonard Rodriguez.

Oh, right, because politics are all about larger causes.

Did you know you could make napalm out of yeast, water, and sugar?

Oh, we've got our first nominee.

on Blu-ray so we can enjoy it? We've been made.

I'm told that Dean Pelton is prepared to announce a winner.

And yet I won't. Case in point!

Well, it's good to know there's a floor on this thing. So...

Yeah, I actually withdraw my candidacy.

Or you wish I was suspicious so that you would have an excuse to see me.