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Well, uh, only if you don't mind being enchanted.
- Great. - You heard me! Bigtime! Okay?
- No, no, no. - No, Schmidt.
Because you made me feel like I was a really bad girl.
- I'm gonna double-dip. - It's so gross.
Could be. Hey, do you wanna watch football? Maybe the Lions?
I know.
- What thing? I don't do a thing. - You get mean and you make that turtle face.
Because now the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised.
What if I invite Cece?
Put it this way. A normal guy would've left a long time ago and he's still here.
Dead body! Dead body!
It's Jess
No pressure. Just, like, cooking a turkey, for example.
You're gonna say the first thing that pops in your head.
and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, okay?
Would you eat this filthy walnut?
Where the hell are they going?
All right. - Yeah.
Thank you so much for helping backstage this year.
- What are the most sexy holidays? - Most sexy holidays are Fourth of July, uh...
- Paul. - Yeah?
Not about politics or small business loans...
He's the only guy I've liked since Spencer.
It's robot turkey. It was Grandma's favorite.
I need you not to do that thing that you do.
- I'm with Genzlinger. - I have an idea.
- Will you help me? - Definitely not.
And the turkey is named Hank.
He's just doing fair tradesies.
- Is the turkey named Paul? - It's a real guy.
Nice work if you can get some.
No, not you.
And I'll be right back.
- I'm so sorry, Paul. - Oh, it was so fun.