Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No, no, no. - No, Schmidt.

- Is the turkey named Paul? - It's a real guy.

Because you made me feel like I was a really bad girl.

You're gonna say the first thing that pops in your head.

- I'm gonna double-dip. - It's so gross.

He's just doing fair tradesies.

Where the hell are they going?

No pressure. Just, like, cooking a turkey, for example.

Because now the entire bowl of walnuts is compromised.

Could be. Hey, do you wanna watch football? Maybe the Lions?

- What thing? I don't do a thing. - You get mean and you make that turtle face.

Would you eat this filthy walnut?

Not about politics or small business loans...

- What are the most sexy holidays? - Most sexy holidays are Fourth of July, uh...

What if I invite Cece?

- I'm so sorry, Paul. - Oh, it was so fun.

and slice him off a piece of this pumpkin pie, okay?

Put it this way. A normal guy would've left a long time ago and he's still here.

I need you not to do that thing that you do.

Dead body! Dead body!

Nice work if you can get some.

Well, uh, only if you don't mind being enchanted.

All right. - Yeah.

He's the only guy I've liked since Spencer.

- Great. - You heard me! Bigtime! Okay?

- Paul. - Yeah?

It's robot turkey. It was Grandma's favorite.

Thank you so much for helping backstage this year.

And I'll be right back.

- I'm with Genzlinger. - I have an idea.

And the turkey is named Hank.

- Will you help me? - Definitely not.