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- I've had a great time. - Paul, I am so sorry.
Well, um, I always spend it with my grandmother.
Calm down. Everybody, calm down. - False alarm!
When I was on that elevator ride, the coroners told me to stop crying like a girl.
Nick, how many pumpkin ales have you had?
Uh, just want you to know everyone really loves Paul.
Oh.
Did you invite somebody to our house?
- How about now? - Pl...
That's a great plan, Jess. Be the girl who replaces his dead nana.
and it's not very good.
Hanksgiving.
- Oh, intermission. - No, it's halftime.
- Yup. - They're footlongers.
What was his name?
or the Google conspiracy thing, okay?
He comes in three hours!
This is an ale. Has to do with fermentation process.
I want to. I want to have sex with him bigtime.
Well, I can blanch or I can talk, but I can't do both.
- What's your name again? - Schmidt.
Beautiful savage.
Everyday.
It's been two years since I've had Thanksgiving.
Died last year.
- I can't get it in! - We've all been here, am I right?
- That's a good tip. You got more? - Here's a tip.
Okay. Look, I'm gonna stick with kazoo.
- Do you really like him, Winston? - Yes, man.
Turkey's on fire! Fire!
I don't want to do it like that, though.
- You came. - Yeah.