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- I just wanna watch the game. - Hey, Nick.
- Lions from Detroit. Detroit Lions. - That's another...
No!
There's a dead body! There's a dead body!
- I had three semesters to go. - Oh, what?
How about now?
- Because I don't wanna get in the middle of... - No. No, no, no.
- Hey, Schmidt, how's it going? - Well, I need some walnuts. I have no walnuts.
And the wiggly one, and the Bear Attack, and the claws in the head...
What? Oh, God.
- Kicking back pumpkin ales. - I think that's a lager, right?
Mrs. Beverly is great. She's visiting her sister but she gave me her spare key for emergencies.
Uh...
- I'm in. - Come on, Schmidt.
How the Pilgrims would have died
It's about a man...
- Yeah, I mean... Yeah. - Okay, open your mouth.
Do you know what I mean?
Let's go next door.
I always just thought he was your grandpa.
What is wrong with you?
Though, shoot. I have had two pumpkin ales.
Here's the lady.
more than you dislike yourself. - That's what you're going with, Violin?
Wow, you're very sanitary. Do you wash your hands 10 times a day?
No wonder it was so deep.
who, um, loves another man named Paul...
- Bigtime. - Bigtime.
Because nobody can be cool enough for cool Nick Miller.
Good. Um...
- Just do it. - Please?