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Like, you caught us on Greg's "Pants Shopping Day."
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Oh, Jesus, Frank! - I'm sorry!
I'm pulling my weight now!
You told me you got that job from the Employment Office.
Ah! A person!
coming out of your basement last night?
I've got my eyes on that big end-of-the-year pizza party.
Why'd you do that?
Sue, once upon a time, I was a young housewife, just like you:
I love women!
An Oriental boy.
Oh, I love hearing our names together.
Come on! It'll be fun.
"No longer will your salad be held prisoner by the forces of moisture.
Mother.fuckers always lie
Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, this is Vice Principal Eugene Menard...
Oh, yes, right. The pitch.
- Honey, I don't think this is happening. - Okay.
Oh, well, happy anniversary to you, too.
Maureen got a perfect score.
Sorry, Mom.
But I've been up since 5:30,
I spent all night building a mock-up in my garage.
we'll spring the Salad Tosser on them!
Ooh. I think that's a big present.
Our daddy ran over a dummy once,
Don't you have to work tonight?
No pressure, dear.
If Vic finds us here like this, he'll go crazy!