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Oh, I love hearing our names together.
But I've been up since 5:30,
"No longer will your salad be held prisoner by the forces of moisture.
Oh, yes, right. The pitch.
I'm pulling my weight now!
You told me you got that job from the Employment Office.
Come on! It'll be fun.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Sorry, Mom.
Mother.fuckers always lie
Like, you caught us on Greg's "Pants Shopping Day."
Sue, once upon a time, I was a young housewife, just like you:
Ooh. I think that's a big present.
Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, this is Vice Principal Eugene Menard...
I spent all night building a mock-up in my garage.
Our daddy ran over a dummy once,
No pressure, dear.
- Honey, I don't think this is happening. - Okay.
we'll spring the Salad Tosser on them!
If Vic finds us here like this, he'll go crazy!
I love women!
An Oriental boy.
Don't you have to work tonight?
coming out of your basement last night?
Oh, well, happy anniversary to you, too.
I've got my eyes on that big end-of-the-year pizza party.
Maureen got a perfect score.
- Oh, Jesus, Frank! - I'm sorry!
Why'd you do that?
Ah! A person!