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No pressure, dear.
Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, this is Vice Principal Eugene Menard...
- Oh, Jesus, Frank! - I'm sorry!
I love women!
Like, you caught us on Greg's "Pants Shopping Day."
Why'd you do that?
I've got my eyes on that big end-of-the-year pizza party.
Sorry, Mom.
I'm pulling my weight now!
Oh, well, happy anniversary to you, too.
Ooh. I think that's a big present.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I spent all night building a mock-up in my garage.
Don't you have to work tonight?
If Vic finds us here like this, he'll go crazy!
Mother.fuckers always lie
coming out of your basement last night?
Maureen got a perfect score.
Ah! A person!
"No longer will your salad be held prisoner by the forces of moisture.
But I've been up since 5:30,
we'll spring the Salad Tosser on them!
You told me you got that job from the Employment Office.
Our daddy ran over a dummy once,
Come on! It'll be fun.
Oh, I love hearing our names together.
An Oriental boy.
Sue, once upon a time, I was a young housewife, just like you:
- Honey, I don't think this is happening. - Okay.
Oh, yes, right. The pitch.
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