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Holy moly heather
You were gonna cause an accident! On purpose!
and you're staring at the wall.
What's the point of it all anyway?
It'd be the kittay's tittays!
because I provide a valuable service! I make people happy!
And with that first bowl, came the sound of a revolution:
What was that rocking tune I heard
Or she can never have children.
Bald loser who can't direct a play.
I didn't know you needed it.
and sometimes very big and expensive ways.
Me: every time I see y’all posting begonias.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
You guys are sounding great!
God damn it. Stop ripping.
After struggling for two weeks, we finally made it!
I got a job and kept this family fed
I'm sorry I left you on the side of the road yesterday.
I cheated off Maureen!
It was believed to make them barren.
I want this baby!
I need you to come to the school as soon as you can
we can get to second base in the back seat.
collect my nickel royalty for every bowl sold,
You got to go! We shouldn't have done this!
It's okay. It's okay.
No means yes. Yes means no. Don't drive drunk.
School's a bunch of bullshit too. Let's skip today.