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You might want to check on her in about an hour.
I sit here, watch TV.
what would you think if I set him up with somebody else?
Look who's out and about.
Thank you so much for meeting me.
I do.
and you'll be happy,
Oh, Jen, it's gonna be okay.
Did I get that right?
Given the opportunity to better himself,
People get sick, life happens.
there's a silver lining in Mom's stroke.
We were expecting to see a melted candle with blonde hair.
I don't know, I'm really tired.
That was cute once.
You're wearing the necklace now, aren't you?
If that was me, I'd take a handful of pills
Oh. I really want to.
Is one of the symptoms going to airport bars
Oh, hi!
Well, that's why you're slim--
And I'll have my lawyer draw up a prenup.
Depression's kind of your jam.
Oh...
What?It's Bob.
But the reality of marriage is: half of 'em don't last.
A crocodile had bitten off his tail,
Why would you do that?
Uh, he met a clever turtle...
I also have a necklace.