Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He promised to make us stars.
Yeah.
Not like this.
I refuse to commercialize Christmas just to kowtow to my pampered employees.
No, why do you ask?
Oh, Mr. Clampett, please, please.
And those are just from the women.
Takes a bit right in his teeth, don't he?
Texas tea.
I let them celebrate with their families.
And Mr. Drysdale says that's where I'll be if I show my face up there.
Yeah.
Well, is Mr. Drysdale going to take care of my critters like he done Thanksgiving?
He wouldn't, huh?
Oh, Fairchild?
Fairchild wouldn't do that?
Folks here at the bank sure must think the world of you.
Who was that flibberdy-jibberdy?
Bold rascal.
Love that bear.
Let me ask you a question, Sam.
Should I bring something old, and something new, and something buried, and something blue?
Your employees can't afford families.
They demanded the full day off Christmas.
Well, why don't you do a little fishing on the telephone?
Oh, this is for Jethro from Billy Joe Bradley.
That's my fella.
You're right, they love me.
Well, listen, Granny, we'll have to talk about that after you get here.
Come on, Red Rider.
I don't know whether he asked me to get married or to go fishing.
Bait bucket.