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Go where? I'll tell you on the way.
How about that?
That's my secret, cap. I'm always hungry
It seems to be some kind of meme
is the Tesseract.
ROGERS: There's not enough time.
What did Loki do to you?
(ANSWERS IN RUSSIAN)
Even I don't know what it does.
BANNER: That's my secret, Cap.
And they will never go away.
(SNIFFLING)
I will Roger that.
LOKI: I'm not overly fond of what follows.
Stark, we need a plan of attack!
LOKI: Are you ever not going to fall for that?
BANNER: Captain America's on threat watch?
Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man.
Then skip the spinning rims we're on the clock
(VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
S.H.I.E.L.D. Emergency Protocol 193.6 in effect.
You steal a force you can't hope to control.
I had a little design input.
I will not order a nuclear strike
Nice call.
Deploy!
They are not the cowering wretches we were promised.
We have a Gilgarth
You might not be glad that you did.
EZ PZ I COPY ALL
this is better.
If we can't protect Saltmarsh you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it
Thor, you got to try and bottleneck that portal.
You ever been in a war, Councilman? In a firefight?
Who are you?
There are people inside and they're going to be running
You don't have the Tesseract yet.
(ALL GRUNT)
His name was Phil.
COUNCILWOMAN: And the Tesseract?
You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers.
You saw? The whole thing.
HILL: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
S.H.I.E.L.D. has ever tried to hide.
But I need more space for shoes, I know not where.
There's a debriefing packet
He wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered...
Wait. Cross match, 79%.
SELVIG: She's an energy source.
COULSON: Mr. Stark, we need to talk.
NATASHA: You really think I'm pretty?
But you can't. I know, I tried.
I'm always binging
That’s My Secret I’m Always guilty
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
Navigation's recalibrating after the engine failure.
JARVIS: Sir, Agent Coulson of S. H. I.E.L.D. is on the line.
Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day.
Until I'm certain my team can't hold it,
What were you lying?
Regimes fall every day.
I didn't need to know.
Hulk... Smash!
(GROANING)
JARVIS: Sir, the Mark 7 is not ready for deployment.
We have a Roldan
SELVIG: He's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself.
You will have your war, Asgardian.
I'm always angry.
Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard.
LOKI: Stalling me won't change anything.
(ROARING)
On the way to the gym After 5 Creme Eggs and a White Monster
how about a masterchef hospital? how about a myer hospital? or better yet how about an up and down with the rain pressure hospital?
of self-sustaining clean energy.
HILL: A lot of men still under.
Yancy knows this.
That can be harmful.
PEPPER: Get in here and I Will.
(GRUNTING)
LOKI: And what will you do if I vow to spare him?
THOR: We were raised together.
You did scare the hell out of some pigeons, though.
He needs me in a cage?
That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always ready for cocktails.
have become a battleground.
So, Thor, what's his play?
AGENT ON PA: Flight crew, secure the deck.
They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled.
THOR: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard. No human is a match for it.
If you want to get up there, you're going to need a ride.
We're okay, right?
You and I remember SupermanTwt very differently.
If there was, that's where I'd be.
looking for that briefcase.
It may be able to close the portal.
So, why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project?
S.H.I.E.L.D.
And Loki, he's a full-tilt diva, right?
There was an idea, Stark knows this,
FURY: Ten bucks says you're wrong.
BANNER: You brought me to the edge of the city. Smart.
ROMANOFF: I'd sit this one out, Cap.
STARK: Yeah... No.
HILL: The Council is on.
Don't do that to yourself, Clint.
ROMANOFF: Not that he's told me.
If it's connected to a satellite, it's eyes and ears for us.
I would sleep better, I suppose.
FURY ON RADIO: Agent Barton, report.
Square Deal. Fly safe.
It's unbreachable.
You question us?
All my pants are eating pants
So you're still the master of your domain?
Anything gets more than three blocks out,
I swear on my life, I will get you out of this.
(GRUNTS)
♪♪ Play to kill... ♪♪
You didn't come here because I bat my eyelashes at you.
These people may be isolated, unbalanced even
(GRUNTS) (GROANS)
Yes, I've met them.
(ARROW STRIKING)
Well Performance Issues… Not Uncommon
Yeah? Well, get in line.
What just happened?
You listen carefully.
AGENT: Let's go, Level 4.
That’s My Secret I’m Always exhausted
It's different.
Hawkeye!
(MECHANICAL BREATHING)
STARK: A hero? Like you?
Whoooooa, it's an explosion!
That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always ready for cocktails.
An intelligence organization that fears intelligence?
I lost my one good eye.
BANNER: Well, if he could do that,
Big and green and buck-ass nude.
Who controls the would-be king?
Please leave a message
Guten Morgen Volk
(GRUNTS)
in every way he knows you fear.
(GROANS)
Post Production Supervisor Matt Davis
BANNER: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki.
(ALL GASPING)
Dehydrated Quarter Pounder and Fries (NSE)
Last time I was in germany And saw a man standing above everyone else, we ended up disagreeing.
Keep love alive.
ROGERS: Dr. Banner.
The payload will wipe out Midtown.
Are you here to kill me, Ms. Romanoff?
Levels 2 and 3 are dark.
before they can scramble the National Guard.
Try to think! (SCOFFS)