Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It is a signal to all the realms

Oh, you are. Absolutely.

of remarkable people

BANNER: I just want to finish my work here, and...

You're not going alone. You're gonna stop me?

Love is for children. I owe him a debt.

Kal's been compromised

Taylor Swift On her new concert movie

It means the portal won't collapse on itself

ROMANOFF: I want to know what you've done to Agent Barton.

LOKI: How will your friends have time for me

Sir, how does it work now?

It's not just power he craves, it's vengeance, upon me.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

and drop a hundred feet of rock on us.

JARVIS: The barrier is pure energy.

Josh is trolling

They've got an excellent observatory in Tromsø.

I have a ton of leftovers.

ROMANOFF: Captain, none of this is going to mean a damn thing

STARK: How about that?

(AIR WHOOSHING)

but it's all on you.

HILL: Those cards,

Handsome fee, private plane, very remote.

You're saying that this Asgard is declaring war on our planet?

ROGERS: Time to go.

It seems to run on some form of vulnerability

Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?

BARTON: I need these vehicles.

The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could be something more.

We all have small wieners

but we do know that billionaire Tony Stark's Iron Man...

This place is about to blow

LOKI: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.

And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

when you 1v3 and entire trio bottem text

That's My Secret, Cap. I'm always crispy.

I dread what he plans for him once he's done.

to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.

That's my secret, cap I'm always thinking about bear anuses.

(CMLIANS CLAMORING)

What are you prepared to do

and if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed.

Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship

THOR: Who showed you this power?

That's my secret cap'n I'm always tired

S.H.I.E.L.D. monitors potential threats.

STARK: The rest of the raw materials,

that you crave subjugation.

The Chitauri grow restless.

No, no. Threatening.

could you show Dr. Banner to his laboratory, please?

to see if they could become something more.

STARK: Yeah, divide and conquer is great

that’s my secret marissa I’m always stressed

I, who was, and should be, king!

(HULK GROANING)

The Army is here trying to contain the violence

ROMANOFF: Now you sound like you.

and you're going to leave the fate of the human race

Just get him here. We're low on time.

the quantum trying to tunnel effect. the quantum trying to tunnel effect.

Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.

That’s my secret, Burt

These so-called "heroes"

Tourist. (GRUNTS)

(BEEPING INCREASES TEMPO)

Loki's scepter.

FURY: They're here.

He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does.

There are always men like you

Because of him.

STARK: I could get there fastest.

building in New York?

Send Thor as well.

This is my bargain, you mewling quim.

and when I Wield it...

Iran: We are not your enemies, braindead American!

no crevice where he cannot find you.

This is a child at prayer.

That's my secret I never say anything

COULSON: Location?

We all have small wieners

in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.

Todays volleyball advice

(RAIL GUN FIRING)

I'm going to have to get in there and push.

ROGERS: Loki needs a power source.

Give yourself 12% of the credit.

Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor.

Funny things are.

Puny group members.

and when he screams, I'll split his skull.

STARK: I'm just saying, pick a weekend.

Get his attention.

Raider: Designer, Manufacturer, Menace, Businessman

I was in Calcutta. I was pretty well removed.

and that's what we need.

These guys come from legend. They're basically gods.

Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us,

I got red in my ledger.

Security breach. It's on you.

That's my secret, Andrea...

Are you really sure about that?

They're not of Asgard, nor any world known.

STARK: Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.

It seems to run on some form of JavaScript

the pie is your baby give yourself 12 percent credit.

BRIDGE TECH: Reflection panels engaged.

Enjoy the moment.

But given that it's a stupid-ass decision,

ROMANOFF: Guys.

Son, just don't.

And then snuggles after?

you don't get to see my party trick after all.

COUNCILMAN 1: That's not your call.

You lie and kill

STARK: The Avengers.

Phase 2 isn't ready. Our enemy is.

Y'all SO PETTY...AND TINY

There's no pain would prise his need from him.

That's my secret Cap I'm always tired

oh piles! piles! i'll fruit scankles it only you fuck the chamber up to waisstoeppndk men in star space SRITAS suits! you'd better not be referring to NASA or the air force.

And she didn't invite me

That can be harmful.

ROMANOFF: We never lost you, Doctor.

That's my secret cap'n, I'm always on fire

(POWERING UP) Do you want to find out?

unlimited power.

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I’d like to know why Justin is using money to buy animals of mass destruction

Clear out the tech below.

Sir, please put down the spear.

From outer space, an alien.

Thats my secret, cap

STARK: Shut it down, Dr. Selvig.

STARK: I think I would just cut the wire.

about the cellist. Is that still a thing?

You know, it's really just a huge honor

Of course they are. I was directly involved.

OLD MAN: Not to men like you.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

I was hoping you might join him.

FURY: Sound a general call.

Loki, did he get away?

That's my Secret Cap I'm always confused.

One out of five... (GRUNTS)

it was still all over the news.

Is this love, Agent Golden?

Keep that engine down! Yes, sir.

I don't see how that's a party

But given that it's a stupid ass decision, I have elected to ignore it

It looks like leprechaun juice.

PEPPER: Come on in. We're celebrating.

(THUNDER RUMBLING) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)