Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

STARK: Even if I clear the rotors,
entendí esa referencia
Bring the carrier about to a 1-8-0, heading south!
I'm not the one who's out of time.
BARTON: Thor is taking on a squadron down on Sixth.
Agent Barton was sent to kill me.
You and I remember fun very differently!
Lever.
Here.
We have a Lynch
Bruce?
How many spectrometers do you have access to?
FURY: They found him.
LOKI: Your father.
BANNER: The gamma readings are definitely consistent
We got this. It's good. Go.
(YELLS)
Stand by it. Wait for my word.
To see if they could work together when we needed them to,
who had a grudge match that leveled a small town.
Deploy!
you are but words.
The Avengers Initiative was shut down.
COULSON: We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible
No, we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos.
You and I remember Fitzpatrick very differently
SELVIG: Loki,
(SIGHS)
12%? My baby?
A lot of guys think that
Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.
STAN-LEE: Superheroes in New York? Give me a break.
What is "Phase 2"?
(PANICKED SCREAMING)
That's my secret, cap.
(ROARING)
I'm always hungry
to turn two of the sharpest men I know
FURY: We have no quarrel with your people.
We have an Anderson
You don't understand.
ROGERS: Our biggest guns couldn't touch it.
COULSON: I can drop you. Fantastic.
I have never seen anything like this.
AGENT ON PA: All personnel,
COULSON: Climbing. When Selvig couldn't shut it down, we ordered evac.
camera on the planet.
Oh...
ROGERS: Okay, the relays are intact.
You really think I'm pretty?
That's enough.
This way, sir.
And you're not the only threat.
Historically, Not Awesome
STARK: And there's one other person you pissed off.
BANNER: How did they find me?
Thank you.
The idea was to bring together a group
That’s my secret I’m alway nervous
That's my secret I'm always hammered
This does not mean that we're making...
SELVIG: It's too late!
WOMAN: What, this is all somehow their fault?
THOR: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother.
And for what?
ROGERS: I need a minute here!
then get to the armory.
That's my secret I'm always drinking
BANNER: That's his M.O., isn't it?
ROGERS: Just find the Cube.
Slow them down.
LOKI: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
I was a king!
Well, then, son, you've got a condition.
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always misplacing my glasses.
Because if we can't protect the Earth,
ROMANOFF: We all are.
Loki will face Asgardian justice!
they'll come for you.
And I would like to know how Loki used it
It seems to run on some form of assembly
As of right now,
That’s my secret I’m always puking
Hover power check complete. Position cyclic.
(AGENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
A mindless beast.
(GRUNTS)
STARK: Like Christmas, but with more me.
Yeah. I'll read all about it.
(GRUNTING)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I am.
We have a hulk.
Yes, sir. Then put it on the left.
STARK: Following's not really my style.
We got to stop him.
How is there no 'home' button
I can't stay.
until the pain starts.
That I did know.
How many are there? Call every lab you know.
We have a Musk
STARK: Then don't take my stuff.
In case you needed to kill me.
I'm always binging
Eyes on me.
(CHATTER FROM NEWS REPORTS OVERLAPPING)
At least we could rule out a few places.
That's my secret, Cap I'm always trolling
We have the Hulk and Thor on Research Level 4.
sir please put down the mouse and keyboard
Give yourself 12% of the credit
Repairing expensive kitchen equipment
Well, you're not wrong.
Raise the mizzenmast. Jib the topsails.
You know, I thought we were having a moment.
you're up.
The Avengers (2012) But We Are Hopelessly, Hilariously, Outgunned
LOKI: I've seen worlds you've never known about!
I love you, Thor!
but given that it's a stupid-ass analogy I've elected to rectify it
That's my Secret Cap I'm always HANGRY
São Paulo,
Without him, these things could run wild.
We're okay.
LOKI: Look to your elder, people.
We learned that not only are we not alone
You forced our hand.
FURY: The Tesseract is where it belongs.
BANNER: What does Fury want me to do, swallow it?
and born of childish need.
COULSON: Campus should be clear in the next half-hour.
Loki will face Asgardian justice.
Okay, turn, turn.
I got a nuke coming in
You and I remember Salvage Strike Plesiosaur very Differently
BANNER: I think it's about the mechanics.
You see that red lever?
(GROANS)
There are 2 versions of the Iron Man theme song.
Oh, my God.
That's something the world sorely needs.
Put on the skates Let’s go a few rounds
I don't see how I can.
That’s my secret Cap’ I’m always ADHD
sir please put down
He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?
How many agents did I...
You’re missing the point here. There’s no reading next week.
(GROANS)
THOR: What are you asking me to do?
ROGERS: I was wrong, Director.
(HULK ROARING)
Please stop firing rockets at my house, asshole.
Working with Adam
It's really not that complicated.
It may be magical,
Why shouldn't you guys take the weekend off?
We had to come up with something.
He's adopted.
Yeah, that was just previews. This is opening night.
And they trample everything in their path.
Number three engine is down.
That's what he wants.
AGENT ON PA: All hands to stations.
That's still not gonna find them in time.
No!
Black Widow Rose
And this green guy walks up and he goes... (ROARS)
(SIRENS WAILING)
Doth Mother know you wear-eth her drapes?
But you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.
ROGERS: I would start with that stick of his.
THE OTHER: Humans.
That’s my secret I’m always sad
We need to shut it down!
AGENT: Preparing for maximum performance takeoff.
We have a Mnuchin.
And I didn't even qualify.
(AGENTS CLAMORING)
What isn't he telling us?
HILL: Engage retro-reflection panels.
You really have got a lid on it, haven't you?
I recognize you attempted to make an analogy
The Tesseract is with a hostile force.