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You were awake when you fell.
Bad call he loves America
(GRUNTING)
I’m always classic.
He seemed like a good man.
and equally sudden disappearance...
We need a response team.
(ROARING)
There was an idea... yancy knows this
That's my secret... I'm always wet.
Might as well...
How about that?
Clint. You're going to be all right.
Small boy in chut of amount Wait a minute
FURY: I need you to make sure
That's not the point.
I'M ALWAYS TIRED.
That’s my secret, derps. I’m always a hokie bird.
We have a Suzana
BANNER: What if I say no?
How desperate are you,
So, let's trade.
"At this end"?
we have to go through him
Your ambition is little
Yeah well get in line
Then what is it? Yoga?
LOKI: After.
We turn off the power, she turns it back on.
We've kept our distance.
LOKI: Freedom.
ROGERS: And you're all about style, aren't you?
(GROANS)
Then you should be out, celebrating, seeing the world.
THOR: The power surrounding the Cube is impenetrable.
to a regular-size feller.
It's powered by an arc reactor, a self-sustaining energy source.
Jury's out.
Gentlemen, you might want to step inside in a minute.
And once you've won,
LOKI: You will all fall before me.
(SOLDIERS DIRECTING CMLIANS)
(YELLING)
Hulk... Smash!
Why am I back?
Well, then...
(LOUD MECHANICAL GROWL)
That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always touching myself.
Your floating fortress falls from the sky.
We're good here.
THOR: I thought you dead.
It's going to get a little hard to breathe.
Are you nuts?
The rightful king of Asgard,
Well, they can't bank worth a damn.
That’s my secret I’m always erect
ROMANOFF: You're a monster.
And she's throwing off interference, radiation.
.
Loki, he's a full-tilt diva
Right at the crown!
He does have the jump on us.
I do.
Do we?
You should have left your armor on for that.
(GROANS)
I got red in my ledger. I’d like to wipe it out.
to crawl its way into my heart.
Because if we can't protect T̶h̶e̶ ̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶ ̶ Konoha You can be damn sure we will avenge it.
(AGENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
This is not how I wanted this evening to go.
All performance issues , not uncommon
Doors open from both sides.
I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.
f
You pretend to be separate, to have your own code,
Can you wipe out that much red?
You know, huge, scaly, big antlers.
BRUCE BANNER: Slow down.
the Phase 2 prototypes are shipped out.
Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5
Luke, smash!
So, that's what it does.
waiting for you back at your apartment.
COUNCILWOMAN: Director Fury is no longer in command.
You changed everything around here.
A promise.
And you didn't invite me.
(GRUNTING)
Which is why you should be focusing on Phase 2.
Where are you with that?
LOKI: There are no men like me.
THOR: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?
(GROANS)
ROGERS: I think Loki's trying to wind us up.
we are at war.
Hulk... Smash!
This is Loki.
JARVIS: Sir, shall I try Miss Potts?
Override order 7-Alpha-1-1.
I will roger that.
I’m always the incredible Hulk
(CHUCKLES)
(SNARLS)
You and I remember Salvage Strike Plesiosaur very Differently
STARK: Make your move, Reindeer Games.
THOR: Well, they are repulsive.
that we ought to know now?
(BELLOWS)
LOKI: Kneel before me.
brother of Thor.
if they didn't have something
I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube.
You have no idea who or what you're dealing with, do you?
FURY: Let's vanish.
You should have left it in the ocean.
(SCIENTISTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
BANNER: All I packed was a toothbrush.
ROGERS: We got to get back up there.
Well, I don't every time get what I want.
not just armor.
Hello Yo
(CROWD GASPING IN ASTONISHMENT)
THOR: We are not your enemies, braindead Americans !
When I first came to Earth, Loki's rage followed me here,
I'll have that drink now.
LOKI: You have heart.
STARK: Yeah, I got that.
LOKI: It's an impressive cage.
Is not this simpler?
I have elected to ignore it.
The cell was just in case...
(GROANS)
You don't understand. You don't understand.
HILL: Sir, evacuation may be futile.
There are always men like you
(EXCLAIMS IN RUSSIAN)
And I know just where to put it.
Tell everyone you know to put their phones in the sea I'll write an algorithm to triangulate where the bangs are coming from
it's an old-fashioned notion.
Make your move reindeer games
FURY: Stark, we're losing altitude.
I'm always hypertensive
Smash Like Now
I have a plan. Attack.
Yeah, hi.
That’s My Secret. I’m Always available
BANNER: Who are you?
we'll have the location within half a mile.
Keep Banner in the lab. I'm on my way.
I tend not to weep over that. I'm Russian.
There ARE no viewers like me!
Are you planning to step on us?
He has a fever and he's moaning
(THRUSTERS FIRING) (CROWD GASPING)
(MEN SPEAKING HINDI)
Why the hell should I take orders from you?
Barton told me everything.
Your brother, the demigod,
Zoe
STARK: Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you.
(METAL STRAINING)
that's my secret, cap. im always horny
STARK: Then leave it urgently.
(GROANING)
There are *always* men like Andrew Tate
You have a missile headed straight for the city.
ROMANOFF: He killed 80 people in two days.
it would be my genuine pleasure.
I need a distraction.
REPORTER: Tough questions are being asked
Pull you out and stuff something else in?
PEPPER: Well, assuming the arc reactor takes over
Detonation in 2 minutes, 30 seconds, mark.
That’s my secret I’m always jealous
(WHIMPERS)
If I send that bird out, we already have.