Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day.

Squad at 400% capacity? How about that?

BANNER: So, he's building another portal.

Not Asgard. Loki.

I thought Coulson was gonna swoon.

ROGERS: I slept for 70 years, sir. I think I've had my fill.

AGENT ON PA: We have an unauthorized departure from Bay 6.

There is sickness here!

as an extraterrestrial attack,

Okay, let's go. No, leave it. Go!

and the other guy doesn't make a mess.

When we get a hit,

I don't like being handed things.

BANNER: Where? You rented my room.

It seems to run on some form of electricity.

ROGERS: I don't like it.

Me After My First Club Conquest

JARVIS: Power at 400% capacity.

Where did you find all these people?

But we don't have the harness.

Director Fury, do you copy?

O culpado Meu cupido futurista

bad call he loves his salvager's salvo

Fine. Let's keep them occupied.

FURY ON RADIO: Is he saying anything?

STARK: Call it, Captain.

A throne would suit you ill.

Do you know what it's like to be unmade?

COULSON: That's the problem, sir. We don't know.

After whatever tortures Fury can concoct,

ROMANOFF: Let me put you on hold.

I would like to wipe it out.

How does Fury even see these?

He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it.

(PANTING AND GROANING)

ROGERS: So, this Dr. Banner was trying to replicate the serum they used on me?

THOR: Do not touch me again.

Slight foxing around the edges, but...

(PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

How about that.

No offense, Doc.

(CROWD CLAMORING)

There was a cellist, I think.

And they didn’t invite me

You brought the monster.

How would you know if it's... Why is he "Phil"?

Uh-huh. Or you'll be suiting up with the rest of us.

Whatever. Ms. Potts, got a second?

THOR: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.

THOR: I thought humans were more evolved than this.

That's your play.

Is this a submarine?

Well, maybe it's not about guns.

Living in the shade of your greatness.

What did it show you, Agent Barton?

I’m always horny

We have a Hulk.

Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower,

(GRUNTS) (GROANS)

(GRUNTS) Thanks.

That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.

Yeah, you say "peace,"

but given that it's a stupid-ass analogy i've elected to rectify it

Cell phones, laptops...

He's an astrophysicist. He's a friend.

There's nobody around here to get hurt.

I’m not overly fond of what follows

STARK: Of course they are. I was directly involved.

We started working on the prototype after you sent the Destroyer.

Stark Tower is your baby.

that can't be controlled.

LOKI: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?

ROGERS: What are you doing?

Is the sun coming up? Then put it on the left

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

The guy's all over the place.

POLICEMAN 2: Does the army know what's happening here?

Coulson, initiate defensive lockdown in the detention section

Hey Filipino NBA fan haters...

PILOT: We're about 40 minutes out from home base, sir.

They'll come back.

You're a spy, not a soldier.

That's my secret... My nipples are always hard

Target acquired.

With the Bifrost gone, how much dark energy

STARK: Jarvis has been running it since I hit the bridge.

It's a terrible privilege.

How about that?

That's my secret, Cap. I’m always hangry.

COULSON: We made some modifications to the uniform.

She was asked to consult there very suddenly yesterday.

AGENT: We got a hit. A 67% match.

This is a man who means to start a war

A lot of people were.

ROGERS: Dr. Banner.

FURY: They have the Tesseract! Shut them down!

LOKI: Your heroes are scattered.

My Barbaraian After beating up any deity in DnD

(LASERS FIRING)

But let's do a head count, here.

It's It's seen a bit of Mileage and you've got the Glow stick of destiny

Intel i9-12900k RTX 4070ti (yes I am mad about the 4070ti super) 64gb DDR5 5600

That's my secret Cap I'm always sleepy

We need a response team.

(OVERLAPPING AUDIO FROM FILES)

Lose the wings, let's go a couple of rounds.

That’s my secret, cap…

Let him be an example.

AGENT: A medical team is on its way to your location.

There's only one superman, ma'am.

COULSON: He talks about you a lot.

She'll be safe.

Loki's scepter. The energy.

have to be held responsible

you would appear as a friend, as a balm.

Stop lying to me!

you've managed to piss off every single one of them.

And I'm going to be there when it does.

FURY: I'm asking, what are you prepared to do?

Give yourself 12% of the credit.

ROGERS: Stark, so help me God, if you make one more wisecrack...

Are you ready for another bout?

FURY: How desperate am I?

C'est parti Adeline

Dreykov's daughter,

I just want to finish my work...

the Council has made a decision.

ROGERS: Dr. Banner,

What, are you getting sleepy?

I’m always drinking.

but given that it's a stupid-ass analogy i've elected to rectify it

If he frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.

I don't see how that is considered fun

This all seems...horrible.

OLD MAN: There are always men like you.

Despite the devastation of what has been confirmed

(SNARLING) (GROANS)

I'm not afraid to hit an old man.

You are pretty spry — for an older fellow

Is this the first time you lost a soldier?

ROGERS: All right, listen up.

To tear us apart.

ROMANOFF: You got to level out. It's going to take time.

doth mother know you weareth her drapes

We have a Myles

every other Thursday.

where you don't use that

that's my secret, cap.

Target engaged.

Target angry, target angry!

Doctor, it's spiking again.

ROGERS: Show some respect. STARK: Respect what?

COULSON: I mean, if it's not too much trouble.

What’s the name of the Armstrong That landed on the moon