Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BARTON: But you don't.

They told me you would be coming.

BARTON: Captain,

ROGERS: An army

You’re a monster.

Son of a bitch.

But until I open the doors,

You get how that works?

LOKI: The soldier.

ROMANOFF: I can close it.

Jarvis, find me a soft spot.

I have a very specific skill set.

Iran: We are not your enemies, braindead Americans !

(GRUNTS) (ROARS)

I’m always horny

They want me in a submerged, pressurized, metal container?

You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.

Even helped keep some other interested parties

Some, pretty extremely far.

That's my secret captain I'm always stressed

I'd like to know Why S.H.I.E.L.D.

FURY: This isn't about the Avengers.

You've been compromised

There was an idea, Cisco knows this.

Glorious, not lengthy.

This was never gonna work

(PA SYSTEM PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)

LOKI: I don't have it.

PEASANTS ARE SO PETTY...AND TINY

Until such time as the world ends,

I'm working on the zoning for the next three buildings.

When did you become an expert in autocad

There is no version of this where you come out on top.

Las ventas autos ya iniciaron

That's my secret, Cap.

There's a lot we'll have to bring you up to speed on

the hospital fire?

Thanks, but the last time I was in New York,

JARVIS: Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.

No, all this came from that.

That’s my secret I’m always funny

this thing won't re-engage without a jump.

(PANICKED WHISPERING)

ROGERS: Is that what just happened?

Well, I didn't know.

And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control

How I feel when I'm asked to use the stove.

I understood that reference To be absolutely moronic

I assume the whole place is surrounded.

I watched you while you were sleeping.

THOR: Your work with the Tesseract

But right now, we got to put that behind us

That's my secret Cap I'm always hangry

Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment.

ROMANOFF: Just like Budapest all over again.

A luck the irish must be with this bottle.

but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned.

and get this done.

STARK: Well, what if I didn't?

They would wield its power,

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FURY: Agent Romanoff, would you escort.

What is your haul? Over.

You didn't know what you were doing.

If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

Power at 400% capacity.

You know dang well why. Back off!

That's my secret, Cap.

It's more than knowledge. It's truth.

And he didn’t invite me

(AGENTS CLAMORING)

ROGERS: I'm sure if he still made weapons, Stark would be neck-deep...

the extraordinary heroics

Is there anything you can tell us about the Tesseract

You're watching Megamind on DreamWorks You're watching Turbo on DreamWorks

and your people paid the price.

I Understood That Reference

COUNCILMAN 1: So, you let him take it

STARK: I guess we'll find out.

We need you to come in. Are you kidding? I'm working.

We have iport and Fleuryq

STARK: I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now.

I mean, what are we, a team?

The Avengers (2012) And You're Not The Only Threat

Erik is a good man.

FEMALE AGENT ON RADIO: Transport Six-Six-Bravo,

THOR: We all did. Our father...

(ENERGY CRACKLING)

(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)

That’s my secret. I’m never serious.

Yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around.

HILL: Sir, the Hulk will tear this place apart!

I got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.

in some subtle way later, aren't I?

I don't give everything.

We keep the fighting here.

They called it.

I was having 12% of a moment.

Because we'll need them to.

They've gone their separate ways.

THOR: Thank you.

I kind of think you mean the other thing.

Did he ask you to sign his Captain America trading cards yet?

HILL: Are you really sure about that?

That’s My Secret I always have to poop.

if we don't close that portal.

FURY: They surely are, and the whole world knows it.

I'm always angry.

I got red in my ledger… I’d like to wipe it out.

I'm always hangry

I understood that reference To be homophobic

(CROWD GASPING)

Call your mom. Can you bunk over?

STARK: You're missing the point. There is no throne.

I didn't understood that reference

STARK: Seeing. Still working on believing.

STARK: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

That’s my secret Henny, I’m mad every weekend.

You give up this poisonous dream!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

but it works an awful lot like a HYDRA weapon.

In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret.

Shall we play, Doctor?

And what if the other guy says no?

Sometimes you have to stand alone

JARVIS: I just did.

If you didn't? Yeah.

You may not enjoy that.

FURY: How long to get everyone out?

And he is my brother.

I want every living soul not working rescue

We have a Suzana

I just wanted to see what you'd do.

along with one of ours.

FURY: NASA didn't authorize Selvig to go to test phase.

for the destruction done to this city.

(CURATOR SPEAKING GERMAN)

off your scent.

whenever i ask hameem why he considers himself speciaL

I'll rough out a tracking algorithm, basic cluster recognition.

ROGERS: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you.

Dr. Selvig read an energy surge from the Tesseract four hours ago.

Have care how you speak.

Are you above or below angry bees?

And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work

He can't be working alone. What about the other one?

if you so much as scratch that glass,

This guy packs a wallop.