Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jarvis, find me a soft spot.

You’re a monster.

Some, pretty extremely far.

You may not enjoy that.

Is there anything you can tell us about the Tesseract

And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control

When did you become an expert in autocad

HILL: Sir, the Hulk will tear this place apart!

That's my secret Cap I'm always hangry

But until I open the doors,

Las ventas autos ya iniciaron

I just wanted to see what you'd do.

Son of a bitch.

A luck the irish must be with this bottle.

along with one of ours.

It's more than knowledge. It's truth.

And he is my brother.

ROGERS: I'm sure if he still made weapons, Stark would be neck-deep...

They would wield its power,

Thanks, but the last time I was in New York,

What is your haul? Over.

You've been compromised

I don't give everything.

(AGENTS CLAMORING)

That's my secret captain I'm always stressed

Are you above or below angry bees?

He can't be working alone. What about the other one?

this thing won't re-engage without a jump.

That's my secret, Cap.

You got the lightning. Light the bastards up.

STARK: Well, what if I didn't?

In a few hours, I'll know every dirty secret.

for the destruction done to this city.

and get this done.

FURY: NASA didn't authorize Selvig to go to test phase.

If you didn't? Yeah.

Because we'll need them to.

JARVIS: I just did.

I understood that reference To be homophobic

Shall we play, Doctor?

That’s My Secret I always have to poop.

I'd like to know Why S.H.I.E.L.D.

They told me you would be coming.

STARK: I guess we'll find out.

They called it.

ROGERS: An army

Glorious, not lengthy.

There's a lot we'll have to bring you up to speed on

They've gone their separate ways.

(PANICKED WHISPERING)

You didn't know what you were doing.

in some subtle way later, aren't I?

You know dang well why. Back off!

That’s my secret I’m always funny

This guy packs a wallop.

Call your mom. Can you bunk over?

There is no version of this where you come out on top.

THOR: We all did. Our father...

LOKI: The soldier.

STARK: Seeing. Still working on believing.

Even helped keep some other interested parties

We keep the fighting here.

Did he ask you to sign his Captain America trading cards yet?

I mean, what are we, a team?

if you so much as scratch that glass,

Power at 400% capacity.

(CROWD GASPING)

No, all this came from that.

FURY: They surely are, and the whole world knows it.

LOKI: I don't have it.

(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)

I assume the whole place is surrounded.

THOR: Thank you.

I got red in my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.

ROGERS: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you.

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if we don't close that portal.

But right now, we got to put that behind us

I'm always hangry

and your people paid the price.

STARK: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

STARK: I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now.

They want me in a submerged, pressurized, metal container?

FURY: How long to get everyone out?

(ENERGY CRACKLING)

I kind of think you mean the other thing.

We have iport and Fleuryq

I'm working on the zoning for the next three buildings.

I didn't understood that reference

I watched you while you were sleeping.

I was having 12% of a moment.

There was an idea, Cisco knows this.

BARTON: Captain,

Erik is a good man.

You're watching Megamind on DreamWorks You're watching Turbo on DreamWorks

This was never gonna work

I understood that reference To be absolutely moronic

the extraordinary heroics

Yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around.

the hospital fire?

STARK: You're missing the point. There is no throne.

Iran: We are not your enemies, braindead Americans !

PEASANTS ARE SO PETTY...AND TINY

Dr. Selvig read an energy surge from the Tesseract four hours ago.

COUNCILMAN 1: So, you let him take it

FEMALE AGENT ON RADIO: Transport Six-Six-Bravo,

Until such time as the world ends,

You give up this poisonous dream!

(GRUNTS) (ROARS)

We need you to come in. Are you kidding? I'm working.

JARVIS: Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.

I'll rough out a tracking algorithm, basic cluster recognition.

Have care how you speak.

HILL: Are you really sure about that?

You get how that works?

ROMANOFF: I can close it.

whenever i ask hameem why he considers himself speciaL

but we are hopelessly, hilariously, outgunned.

ROGERS: Is that what just happened?

Sometimes you have to stand alone

(CURATOR SPEAKING GERMAN)

I have a very specific skill set.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment.

FURY: This isn't about the Avengers.

That's my secret, Cap.

I'm always angry.

I’m always horny

That’s my secret. I’m never serious.

If we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

but it works an awful lot like a HYDRA weapon.

And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work

ROMANOFF: Just like Budapest all over again.

FURY: Agent Romanoff, would you escort.

Well, I didn't know.

That’s my secret Henny, I’m mad every weekend.

I want every living soul not working rescue

BARTON: But you don't.

I got red in my ledger… I’d like to wipe it out.

The Avengers (2012) And You're Not The Only Threat

I Understood That Reference

And what if the other guy says no?

How I feel when I'm asked to use the stove.

(PA SYSTEM PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)

THOR: Your work with the Tesseract

We have a Suzana

off your scent.