Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, isn't everything?

There's only one superman, ma'am.

FURY: Where are the energy levels now?

(SPEAKING HINDI)

LOKI: Send the rest.

(THUNDER RUMBLING) Where's this coming from?

Stark, are you seeing this?

He hit us all right where we live. Why?

(BOTH GRUNTING)

It's a nice sentiment. Saved it for what?

We've got to go wider on the public awareness campaign.

That was the plan.

I always want tamales.

"Earth's mightiest heroes" -type thing.

You and I remember EVE Online very differently!

I've got no window.

There are always viewers like you.

BANNER: Did you know about this?

Not today! (GROANS)

I've always been 3 raccoons in a trench coat

BANNER: You see, I don't get a suit of armor.

When did you become an expert on WiFi?

I need a perimeter as far back as 39th.

Is that what you know?

Why is he "Phil"?

Power plant performing at capacity.

ROMANOFF: You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys.

Now you want to wade into a war. Why?

When Loki Is Annoying To You

Because if we can't protect t̶h̶e̶ ̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶ konoha You can be damn well sure we will avenge it.

His first name is "Agent."

Nick Fury seems to trust you.

(IN MONSTROUS VOICE) Your life?

I'll persuade you.

What else you got?

It's found in meteorites. It forms anti-protons.

But given that it s a

He will make you long for something sweet as pain.

That’s my secret I’m always free

What’s the matter? Are you scared of a little lightning?

And when did you become an expert on virology and epidemiology?

but you better stop pretending to be a hero.

JARVIS: Sir, the telephone.

Literally, I lifted the heavy things.

and calibrate them for gamma rays.

I've got you on the computer, but not on the day log.

No drink? Are you sure?

ROMANOFF: Are you boys really that naive?

Should we test that?

Power at 400% capacity

I wake up, they say we won.

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

It looks like leprechaun juice...

I didn't understand that reference.

That's my secret, Cap I'm always shaky

ROGERS: Mr. Stark.

BARTON: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

LOKI: I come with glad tidings

He thought what we think.

Wherever he is, and wherever any of them are,

it's an honor to meet you officially.

STARK: Do you think I'm not?

I've come too far for anything else.

LOKI: Tell me what you need.

THOR: Where is the Tesseract?

JARVIS: I wouldn't consider him a role model.

That's my secret I'm always stressed

Didn't think those would fit you until you shrunk down

Your work on antielectron collisions is unparalleled.

It's okay, boss.

Who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose

Your in Send the rest

PEPPER: You disconnected the transmission lines?

sounds exhausting

If we can’t protect Peanut the Squirrel You can be damn sure we’ll avenge him

Sounds exhausting.

BANNER ON MONSTEROUS VOICE: Stop lying to me!

No, I'm clocking out here.

STARK: Shakespeare in the Park?

It's a nightmare.

You don't have those? I don't think so.

but given that it's a stupid-ass opinion, I've elected to ignore it.

BANNER: "Just you and me."

if you try to escape,

STARK: Well, performance issues, it's not uncommon.

Nat? I see him.

Tell Lermentov we don't need him

We don't know. But he's alive?

that's my secret cap i'm always trolling

Only word I care about.

bad call he loves his salvager's salvo

and we're sweeping for the signature now.

I don't know what it is, but I want to try it.

If we can put together a list...

That's my secret. I'm always working

Talk to me, Doctor.

and saw a man standing above everybody else,

What? Did you stop for drive-through?

if I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket,

Why did Fury call us in? Why now? Why not before?

We are at level, sir. Good.

FURY: Because of him.

You talk about peace, and you kill because it's fun.

LOKI: It burns you to have come so close.

The Avengers (2012) Last Year, Earth Had A Visitor From Another Planet

sus secretos tienen secretos sus secretos tienen secretos

a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella,

So, Banner. That’s your play.

HULK: Puny god.

Talk to Fury. He needs you on this.

(SIRENS WAILING)

If there was any tampering, sir, it wasn't at this end.

(THOR GRUNTING)

LOKI: I thought the beast had wandered off.

I'm always bored.

You and I remember the tiktok video very differently

The universe, yours.

and turn into an enormous green rage-monster.

There is no version of this where you come out on top.

That's my secret, Cap.

Anyone on the deck, we have a rogue bird.

Well, we got its attention.

Can they get it running? AGENT: Fire in engine three!

Are you an alien?

Loki will face Asgardian justice.

So find a tight corner.

You might have missed a couple of things

LOKI: You should thank me.

(CROWD SCREAMS)

That's my secret Cap Its always fine

And I would cooperate.

Our intelligence says Thor is not a hostile

COULSON: Oh, I've got Stark. You get the big guy.

Doth mother know You wear-eth her drapes

You have homework. You have a lot of homework.

Loki means to unleash the Hulk.

Got it. Stay close.

Thought we wouldn’t notice But we did

It's seen a bit of a mileage and you've got the glow stick of destiny

(CRIES OUT IN PAIN)

Hostiles are in S.H.I.E.L.D. gear.

work on dislodging the debris.

We got Stark up top. He's going to need us to...

My Deck Your Deck

Lermentov, yes?

Are you ever not going to fall for that?

COUNCILWOMAN: I don't think you understand what you've started,

COULSON: He wasn't testing it. He wasn't even in the room.

My nipples are always hard.

Does anybody copy?

Kal's been compromised

I'm always a little nervous.

finishes breaking into all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files.

♪♪ And I can't get enough, and I can't get my thrill Cause I .. ♪♪

(BOTH STRAINING)

Who's that? BARTON: They didn't tell me.

That's my secret, cap I'm always tired

He means to lead them against your people.

Natasha Romanoff.

This is Agent Romanoff.

WE HAVE A GOODMAN

It's to show all other cities that Bryan Is ready for a higher form of prisoner.

Repeat, takeoff is not authorized.

You're running the world's greatest covert security network

but his eyes won't open.

Is this love, Christie Golden?

So, I put a bullet in my mouth, and the other guy spit it out.

You're watching jackass the movie on mtv You're watching Turbo on DreamWorks

I'm not currently tracking their whereabouts.

A world will be his.

Monkeys? I do not understand.

That man is playing Galaga.