Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

FURY: Is the sun coming up?

That's my secret, anal. I'm always cheating.

And you've been doing what, exactly?

Can you give me a lift? Right.

The Tesseract could be the key to unlimited sustainable energy.

I've seen the footage.

That's my secret, cap.I'm always humiliated.

LOKI: The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that.

I'd say they've earned a leave of absence.

Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.

but our ally knows its workings as they never will.

the quantum tunneling effect.

(SOUNDS OF GROANING ON PHONE)

we moved Jane Foster.

(CMLIANS CLAMORING)

They're dangerous.

You're tip-toeing, big man. You need to strut.

ROGERS: You think Fury's hiding something?

It just seems that there's a lot they're not telling us.

you will always kneel.

We have an Anderson.

That's my secret Shai I'm always updated

BANNER: Avoiding stress isn't the secret.

Well, I promise a stress-free environment.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

I got red in my ledger… I’d like to wipe it out.

That's my secret, cap. I'm always tired

called the Avengers Initiative.

The Avengers (2012) But You're Not The Only People Out There, Are You?

And then dive after?

Son of a bitch....

STARK: That's the guy my dad never shut up about?

and put everyone here at risk.

COULSON: You're going to lose.

we can clock this at around 600 teraflops.

Then, just tell him to try to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you. What're we waiting for? Then, just tell him to try to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you. What're we waiting for?

It's bugging him, too. Isn't it?

When ur step sis does it

Increase output to capacity.

ROMANOFF: You've been more than a year without an incident.

And then Duchess after

ROMANOFF: I got a ride.

"A warm light for all mankind."

Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.

Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

But now we need you to come in.

but you can't protect against yourself.

ROGERS: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.

FURY: How bad is it?

I didn't care who I used it for, or on.

There are always hornyposters.

to a handful of freaks.

And I'm looking right at it.

It will slow the rotors down long enough for me to get out.

I understood that reference.

That's my secret, cap. I'm always horny

It's a stabilizing agent.

That's my secret Cap I'm always dancing

Getting your first look at expensive kitchen equipment…

but clearly, it is outmatched. (PHONE VIBRATING)

An argument can be made for 15.

Sir Please put down the mouse and keyboard

Yeah? Who's "we"?

Finally, someone who speaks English.

The world's filling up with people who can't be matched,

right into the line of fire.

That someone is watching over us.

I'm always excited

He's called Loki.

The packet, Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers.

We've made some mistakes along the way.

Jarvis what if the user has left the card in the swiper

STARK: Jarvis, put everything we got into the thrusters.

Not a great plan.

Nothing harmful, low levels of gamma radiation.

He's not from around here.

Do you have somewhere for me to work?

You people are so petty and tiny.

STARK: Hold on. How is this now about me?

Actually, I think I did.

ROGERS: I want to know why Loki let us take him.

The humans slaughter each other in droves

ROMANOFF: Stark, we're on your three, headed northeast.

That’s my secret Cap I’m always ADHD

They've cornered a lot of civilians in there.

Would you like a drink?

In my dreams me, with my phone

HILL:Sir, we have a bird in motion!

That's my secret, cap I'm always tired

BANNER: It must be strange for you, all of this.

You want to know my secret, Agent Romanoff?

There is no version of this where you come out on top.

And when did you become an expert on virology and epidemiology? last night

There is no 'home' button

ROGERS: Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony.

to your precious Earth?

Increase collective to 8.0%.

And then DQ after

I drafted that movie.

They surely are, and the whole world knows it.

AGENT 1: We are in an uncontrolled descent.

BANNER: You have to narrow your field.

Well, I did do all the heavy lifting.

And, sorry, but the security snafu?

You mean when you've finished?

(AGENTS YELLING)

You think this madness will end with your rule?

You are, all of you, beneath me!

That’s my secret Cap… I’m Always Horny

LOKI: I have an army.

We played together, we fought together.

POV: Men after marriage

(INHUMAN GROANING)

COULSON: What do we do?

He's headed for the detention level.

which one is, A, wearing a spangly outfit,

What where you lying

I now understand that reference.

That's my secret, anal. I'm always cheating.

(EXERTIVE GRUNT)

It was designed for exactly this...

You're dealing with forces you can't control.

STARK: What is "Phase 2"?

I'm always on a red-eye

You lack conviction.

JARVIS: Sir, we will lose power before we penetrate that shell.

that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?