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She ordered the unagi.
Mom. Oh, that's right. You're homeless too.
Yeah, we're happy
In the summertime When the weather is hot
...because, man, hippos are real jerks, you know?
Hold my purse.
Your face looks like a butt-crack Your face looks like a butt-crack
A flimflam? Ponzi scheme? Pyramid? Straw man? Three-card monte?
Kind of rinky-dink, but, okay.
Then how about I help you get your money back from that con man?
Whee! This is fun.
You're right, Cleveland.
Thirty-five.
Nice doing business with you.
I was like, "How about you order the u-pay-ee?"
Rallo, I told you to stay in the hot car.
Look, it's not my fault your ugly mother was dumb enough...
So do whatever it is one does with these things.
I wish Gus was my father.