Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and we're always coming up with schemes that fail in humorous ways.
Whoo! I am famished from putting Dad to work like that.
You're coming along real nice.
So let's review.
How'd you like to make some money?
Cleveland, if I wanted to sleep in a teenage boy's room...
Are you kidding me? The hair. The voice. The wise-beyond-his-ageness.
But you with your coarse hands and even coarser manner...
Before I knew it, I had spent our entire life savings on modeling classes...
And another left. Or maybe that's a right.
If her daddy's rich Take her out for a meal
Why don't you walk around in those? See how you feel.
- What? - Your father didn't lose our life savings.
Bait and switch? Smash and grab? Tickle and take? Jerk and jet? Blow and go?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
"The Conflagration By The Yogurt Station."
Scammed? What was it?
For someone who's not even in our club...
...were available right here in Stoolbend. - Right here in Stoolbend.
What really happened on Thursday here in Stoolbend, Virginia...
- That is hurtful, Father. - No, this is hurtful.
- There was. - That's my jacket.