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if you see your little Duck Man, be kind.
Why don't you take a shower? You look like shit.
Here's the point, Andie,
Why can't you just forget her?
Yeah, among other things.
- You're an asshole. - All right.
'cause I got a few things I gotta do tomorrow, okay?
Well, you study so much, it makes me ill.
- Who? - Andie.
I loved The Big Chill.
I personally wouldn't trash a friendship over it.
I'm the crowned prince of McDonnagh Electric.
But I have to leave.
I'm just kidding, that's... It's a joke. It's...
You got to squeeze her, don't tease her
- Daddy. - What?
What about prom, Gavin?
- Hey, you wanna go to my house? - No, thanks.
When you try to impress your crush.
The Emergency Banking Act.
Do you think this is too much?
biiiiiii
I called you three times, and I left messages.
Don't waste good lip gloss.
You see, the Dice Man is dyslexic. He gets everything backwards.
Try a little tenderness Yeah, yeah, yeah
- All right, man. - Later.
No. What about prom?
God, I've been getting in kind of late lately.
"I can't believe I actually associate with these people, huh?"
You just went to the counselor because I forced you to. Am I right?
I think we should stay for a while.
- Hey, Benny. - Fox!
His name is Blane and he's a senior. He's so beautiful.
Please grow up!
Love is wanting
- So what do you think of these carpets? - Oh, fab.
Because I don't want you to see where I live, okay?
I can tell. Your eyes get all squinty and everything.
Just say it! I want to hear you say it.
Another first.
I don't know, she just couldn't handle it.
My point is you just didn't go!
You've been replaced.
I mean, you can love Andie, but that doesn't mean she's gonna love you back.
if money was any kind of issue?
Is it?
- Oh, go for it. It's virtually painless. - Excuse me.
Youre a FAGGOT Blane
You wanna know my thing?
Well, there you go.
I mean, if we're gonna shoot, we gotta shake it, man
It's gonna be great.
Yes, very perceptive.
Andie!
- You know, I can... - Trax?
they just don't write love songs like they used to
I knew it all along.
- Well, I saw you outside. - So?
Please call, please, please, please.
You know, why are you getting involved?
It either will or it won't. It's all in the heart.
- anything you wanna do. - I don't wanna go out.
One more tune, then it's off to enjoy a terrible relationship.
I really envy you!
Bye-bye. Bye, girls.
And then I want you to go to see the woman about the job, okay?
Yeah.
a sign language that the old Ducker here just does not understand.
I mean, you like him. He likes you. It's worth it.
I mean, you know, relatively speaking.
Come on.
Great party, man.
Simon? Simon.
Hey, the first million I make, I buy you one.
You know, if you want your little piece of low-grade ass, fine, take it.
Spis skit!
There are public bathrooms all over the place!
Love is feeling
- Is school good? - No, but it never is.
I love this woman.
Yep.
he comes in one day and thinks he knows her.
Then I want you to take a shower. Then I want you to get dressed.
- Gym. - Your name's Jim?
and I decided not to disturb you,
Honey.
No, not right now.
Yeah.
Good night.
YOU'RE A FAGGOT JOSE.
What was that, Miss Hoeman?
Yeah, but I knew it.
- Penfield! - I hope they shrivel up and fall off, okay?