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- You? - Okay.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
you know that I secretly love it.
I swear to God, I'm so far ahead of the game, next time you see me
I've just been a blind fool.
You see, I knew that.
I don't think it makes a difference. I mean, it's material.
- You're ashamed to go out with me! - I am not.
My God, what did that cost you?
- High-five. - All right.
Oh, well, if that's true, then I'm glad.
Do I offend?
You got to love her, tease her, don't leave her
You got to hold her
Yes, but his being German doesn't have anything to do
- Get in, Duckie. - Okay.
Yeah, I understand. I've been to school.
Gee, I'm sorry.
I mean, your butt is 15 years younger than mine.
- Good night, honey. - Good night, thanks.
It's kind of stupid. It's just his family has a lot of money.
You hear the same asshole shit I hear?
She couldn't have said it any better than you.
- And is this your latest creation? - This is it.
Sure, you go through it every day! You're still going through it!
Well, you know, you're not always one to face things.
What am I doing? Wishful Make-uping
It's real close to where I live.
and its seven East European satellites, okay?
- Thank you. - Okay.
Do I offend?
Take this advice
Thank you.
Andie! Yo!
You know what an older woman does for me?
Wake up. Come on, wake up.
No, wait, can I rest my head on your shoulder and let you steer?
- Yeah? - Coke.
- It's okay. - Okay.
Kiss his ass.
I mean, other than I'd been planning to come by and just say hello,
Take this advice, man
Some argue that the New Deal saved the capitalist system.
I'm sure he'd book you in a minute.
Oh, Andie, you look ravishing.
Blane, what are you doing?
Don't fall in love, Ace. You just won't like it.
Well, I got a job.
- Everybody gives you shit. - Take it easy, Benny, huh?
Okay.
Well, I'll make that decision, all right?
Et skit
They just don't write love songs like they used to.
- Andie. - Come in.
You know, and your parents, I think they'll be thrilled.
Evening, young ladies.
I wouldn't take you if I didn't think they'd accept you.
Hot. White hot
Yeah
You're fabulous. I do love you. I do love you. You're gorgeous.
- What? - I'm sorry, forget it.
I mean, I was just using your powder room,
I don't have anyplace to go. I like coming here, excuse me very much.
That's it, Steff.
Okay, thanks, bye.
You have a good time, at least?
Iona, you’re gonna OD on nostalgia
Listen, I gotta go, okay? I'm gonna be late for school.
- Please? - I've already been through this, Andie.
You and your friends gave me a lot of shit the other day.
What do you think? Honestly.
You're right.
- Duckie. - What? What? What? What?
It's great.
The furrier next door loves this.
Iona
I'm not nine, Andie. I know that.
I mean, we both know there's a lot of bullshit that goes on,
Since when do you not eat cheese? Since about birth
What's the big deal? I like her.
Unbelievable.
Yes.
Hey! Aren't you the girl in my art class?
- That's not fair. ...and you're grown up and free,
Is there a problem, ladies?
Is this your prom dress?
and I'm just an ignorant son of a bitch
No.
- Is that right? - Yeah, that's right.
You know, I just walked right into it.
I mean, you like him. He likes you.
without you getting upset or angry?
Get out of here! Why would I do that?
We gotta shake it, man