Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...so I give this relationship to about Texarkana.

That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard...

Uma orelha está correndo perigo De ter o cabelo colocado para trás

I've always been kind of a loner.

Even though teaming up wasn't my style...

I trusted them and they trusted me.

No one back there but my duffel bag.

Thank you, Wichita. Thanks, Little Rock.

They stole my Hummer. We have trust issues.

You should actually limber up (for shitposting) as well

That's me realizing that those smart girls in that big black truck...

And there ain't no getting him back, so I'm looking for a new home.

Hey. You weren't exactly gonna score, anyway.

It was like if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat...

Don't let them catch you pants down. Beware of bathrooms.

I have no home.

- Come on, let's go. - Yeah.

It was a Sadie Hawkins, so girls' choice, you know.

And without other people, well, you might as well be a zombie.

Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.

You're not gonna shoot them, are you?

...fucking clowns.

Help me with the boots.

But your sister wants me to...

- Columbus? - Tallahassee?

...or else you lose what's left of your mind.

...but I could hit that.

Look at what we got here.

- Bill Murray. - God, no way.

Even though we were never really close...

This is now the United States of Zombieland.

Thank God for rednecks.

- That's where I'm headed, amigo. - Whatever.

Okay. Keep that there.

For fuck's sake, enough! We're being chased by ravenous freaks!

Twelve's the new 20. Gun, please.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

Yeah? Starting now.

...even if that means destroying a whole lot of little things.

Wait, wait, wait.

Help me with my boots, cmon

When Trump won't go to inauguration

I'm not great at farewells, so...

Last time you went 20 toes, put Percy in the playpen?

Look, you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You?

...the first ones to go were the fatties.

Take away a man's son...