Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Twelve's the new 20. Gun, please.

Even though we were never really close...

- Come on, let's go. - Yeah.

Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.

It was like if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat...

Look, you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You?

Don't let them catch you pants down. Beware of bathrooms.

Even though teaming up wasn't my style...

Thank you, Wichita. Thanks, Little Rock.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

- That's where I'm headed, amigo. - Whatever.

No one back there but my duffel bag.

I trusted them and they trusted me.

- Columbus? - Tallahassee?

But your sister wants me to...

...fucking clowns.

...or else you lose what's left of your mind.

When Trump won't go to inauguration

...the first ones to go were the fatties.

Look at what we got here.

You're not gonna shoot them, are you?

And there ain't no getting him back, so I'm looking for a new home.

I'm not great at farewells, so...

Hey. You weren't exactly gonna score, anyway.

They stole my Hummer. We have trust issues.

And without other people, well, you might as well be a zombie.

For fuck's sake, enough! We're being chased by ravenous freaks!

- Bill Murray. - God, no way.

It was a Sadie Hawkins, so girls' choice, you know.

...but I could hit that.

That's me realizing that those smart girls in that big black truck...

Take away a man's son...

This is now the United States of Zombieland.

...so I give this relationship to about Texarkana.

You should actually limber up (for shitposting) as well

Yeah? Starting now.

Thank God for rednecks.

That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard...

Uma orelha está correndo perigo De ter o cabelo colocado para trás

Help me with the boots.

Wait, wait, wait.

Help me with my boots, cmon

Okay. Keep that there.

I have no home.

Last time you went 20 toes, put Percy in the playpen?

...even if that means destroying a whole lot of little things.

I've always been kind of a loner.