Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You get 45 percent power
Ha Corona Welp
...steals my double-barrel and then says I'm the one that can't be trusted.
Those bitches I know
...don't get all stingy with your bullets.
...I figured I'd be safer with Tallahassee.
Goddamn It, Kyler Fucking Murray!
- I think we should find a place to crash. - Oh, I got an idea.
Oh, my God.
You know, about Pacific Playland?
First tattoo, porpoise.
Columbus. You?
Words cannot express.
...playing I Spy or some shit for hours like four normal-ass Americans?
I've heard there's a place that's untouched by this crap.
That's the right kind of scared. That's reasonable.
Tallahassee.
...which leads to rule number four. Pretty basic.
Don't be silly.
I like Sno Balls.
- Okay, but what the hell are we doing? - Just humor him. Trust me.
You know, I may not shoot you, but you have still royally pissed me off...
That's why I don't let people close. You only get burned.
Fuck everything!
It's too soon.
And it ain't Bob Marley.
Thank you.
I'm sorry. No, it was just that you look remarkably like Eddie Van Halen.
Can I get you something? What would you like?
Being alone with a baby.
Let's see.
If the girls in your neighborhood are now fucked-up little monsters...
ARGENTINA
Oh, my God, I'm so fucking sorry.
What are you doing?
Well, now I think it might be number two.
You're gonna risk our lives for a Twinkie?
...and drove halfway across the country.
...they were the closest to something I'd always wanted...
Me leaving work everyday this week.
Hey I've never hit a kid before
Three thousand dollars. It's worth more than my car.
...that made you hateful, violent...
In the back of an abandoned FedEx truck.
But zombie kill of the week? No, sir.
It's a 1997 Georges?
Okay. How about we play the quiet game?
Oh, God.
I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this.
Those guys were dumb.
Tomorrow, I may be skinny-dipping in the Yellowstone River...
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a lot less than that.
Hope you make your flight.
No, my friends.
What are we doing here?
- So do you think it's true? - Is what true?
Look.
World of Warcraft...
We were all orphans in Zombieland.
And I was walking home from the bar, talking on my phone...
Time to nut up or shut up.
Too soft for me, anyway.
No, no, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay.
- It was full of undelivered packages. - What was her name?
...and gave you a really, really bad case of the munchies.