Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich.
- What, and nobody picked you? - It was girls' choice.
I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules.
Look, I know that you're really sick.
That's a big Twinkie.
- I'm sure. - You get 45 percent power.
- Please. - Yeah.
The bastard gave me headgear. Yeah. I got my first B.
...and a cutthroat attitude.
No Twinkies Shit fuck
Where are you gonna go?
And even though life would never be simple or innocent again...
- Are you fucking with me? - No.
I want my &$@%;:! Caddy back!
I want my Caddy back!
I think sleep deprivation is the number one health problem in America.
...but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family.
B-lister compared to who I got in mind, folks.
- I know. - Yeah.
I know that's not your middle name. I been watching you since I was like...
You ever roll a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom?
That's your gal.
No.
Big Hoss.
Why do I get stuck with her?
This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time.
Someday, I want a ring this big.
Hey, there's a nice minivan.
Do What You Want With A Man But Do Not Fuck With His XJ
Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.
Niggers be like
Is that perfume?
- Now honk your horn. - What?
Oh, you know something? That is nice.
Fuck this clown.
You'd be out in the backyard, you know, trying to catch fireflies.
Probably nobody.
You know, their pictures were in someone's wallet too.
You hesitated.
Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks
Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.
All those violent video games.
- What are you looking for? - My engagement ring.
I had always, my whole life...
You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.
I know this Pacific Playland thing is nuts...
i want my m1 back apple a$$holes
You're thinking about fucking Wichita.
No!
Come on, why don't we just forget about those girls and head home?
Tell the ladies I said hey.
Trust me.
- Was that a good year? - Oh, my God.
You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
I could tell she knew what I was feeling.
That's his puppy.
No, one for me. One and done, I always say. I said that once.
- Mountain Dew? - Yeah. Code Red.
I kind of like this girl.
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