Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
I could tell she knew what I was feeling.
- What are you looking for? - My engagement ring.
...I promise you it ain't prettier than our friend here enjoying her Manwich.
I know that's not your middle name. I been watching you since I was like...
I want my Caddy back!
That's your gal.
- Was that a good year? - Oh, my God.
Fuck this clown.
That's his puppy.
Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.
Hey, there's a nice minivan.
Niggers be like
I kind of like this girl.
i want my m1 back apple a$$holes
- Now honk your horn. - What?
You're thinking about fucking Wichita.
That's a big Twinkie.
All those violent video games.
- I'm sure. - You get 45 percent power.
- Mountain Dew? - Yeah. Code Red.
- I know. - Yeah.
I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules.
Is that perfume?
This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time.
- Are you fucking with me? - No.
Trust me.
Look, I know that you're really sick.
Do What You Want With A Man But Do Not Fuck With His XJ
You hesitated.
Where are you gonna go?
Tell the ladies I said hey.
I had always, my whole life...
No, one for me. One and done, I always say. I said that once.
...but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family.
Come on, why don't we just forget about those girls and head home?
Probably nobody.
I want my &$@%;:! Caddy back!
Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks
No!
The bastard gave me headgear. Yeah. I got my first B.
You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.
Why do I get stuck with her?
No.
Someday, I want a ring this big.
Oh, you know something? That is nice.
And even though life would never be simple or innocent again...
- What, and nobody picked you? - It was girls' choice.
...and a cutthroat attitude.
- Please. - Yeah.
Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things.
No Twinkies Shit fuck
B-lister compared to who I got in mind, folks.
You'd be out in the backyard, you know, trying to catch fireflies.
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I think sleep deprivation is the number one health problem in America.
Big Hoss.
You ever roll a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom?
I know this Pacific Playland thing is nuts...
You know, their pictures were in someone's wallet too.