Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I avoided people like they were zombies...
You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are both east.
...the world would become innocent, and everything would return to normal.
...that'll do, pig.
What exactly you think we're doing in the 90210, Sally?
Oh, no.
Hey, this may be a bad time...
- That's okay, you don't have to... - So where you headed?
I guess we're just lucky they didn't leave us by the side of the road.
Wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever.
You could take that truck.
Totally zombie-free. Only place west of Waco.
Yeah, it's tough growing up in Zombieland.
Do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his XJ
Looks like they hoofed it.
...or swinging from the chandeliers in the Playboy Mansion...
Doesn't that feel good?
False advertising.
...and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket...
Okay.
Look, I don't think she has long.
FYI, I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
We're going to the tippy-top of the A-list.
I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
And don't let go, once you do.
It wasn't just because I had nowhere else to go.
...wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear.
What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?
Oh, hurry. Hurry, he's on the ceiling.
Don't kill me with my own gun!
Grab a map.
You might wanna buckle up for safety.
Hey.
That's a tough break.
Me, with the best cardio in the business.
I know.
Pacific Playland.
It's cologne.
Smooth.
Don't cross the streams!
All those violent video games
- So Columbus is the scared one? - Yeah. He's like a little bunny.
It was my bad.
Now that you mention it...
I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
You mean, other than the fact that I shot Bill Murray?
Go back... Fuck!
Yeah, no, I don't.
Truth is, I was always kind of phobic. I found lots of things disturbing.
Of course. It had to be a clown.
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie.
- Thank you so much. - You had us going.
- Why don't you take this one? - Don't mind if I do.
So you did all this for a Twinkie?
Time to nut up or shut up.
That place totally blows.
You're the one that gave her the gun.
I can't believe I almost kissed him. What's our rule?
Better you make the mistake of trusting us...
I really, really wanna impress Wichita...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to la mançion de Murray.
She kind of goes for, like, bad boys.
I got him.
You are like a giant cockblocking robot... ...like, developed in a secret fucking government lab
That's a beautiful van.
I WANT MY DISC BACK
Come quick.