Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, this may be a bad time...
It's cologne.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to la mançion de Murray.
You mean, other than the fact that I shot Bill Murray?
Come quick.
Don't cross the streams!
Looks like they hoofed it.
So you did all this for a Twinkie?
Hey.
I avoided people like they were zombies...
Oh, hurry. Hurry, he's on the ceiling.
Smooth.
Of course. It had to be a clown.
Wasn't long before the zombies began to get clever.
Now that you mention it...
That's a beautiful van.
Look, I don't think she has long.
Me, with the best cardio in the business.
...that'll do, pig.
Okay.
You know, Tallahassee and Columbus are both east.
- So Columbus is the scared one? - Yeah. He's like a little bunny.
I know.
You are like a giant cockblocking robot... ...like, developed in a secret fucking government lab
I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
Oh, no.
...and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket...
It wasn't just because I had nowhere else to go.
I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
FYI, I beat wholesale ass For a lot less than that
- Why don't you take this one? - Don't mind if I do.
Do what you want with a man but do not fuck with his XJ
Truth is, I was always kind of phobic. I found lots of things disturbing.
You're the one that gave her the gun.
- That's okay, you don't have to... - So where you headed?
...the world would become innocent, and everything would return to normal.
I really, really wanna impress Wichita...
...wanted to brush a girl's hair over her ear.
We're going to the tippy-top of the A-list.
Don't kill me with my own gun!
I WANT MY DISC BACK
Better you make the mistake of trusting us...
It was my bad.
- Thank you so much. - You had us going.
Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie.
What exactly you think we're doing in the 90210, Sally?
You might wanna buckle up for safety.
Pacific Playland.
Doesn't that feel good?
False advertising.
And don't let go, once you do.
You could take that truck.
What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?
I can't believe I almost kissed him. What's our rule?
Go back... Fuck!
Grab a map.
Yeah, no, I don't.
...or swinging from the chandeliers in the Playboy Mansion...
Yeah, it's tough growing up in Zombieland.
That place totally blows.
I guess we're just lucky they didn't leave us by the side of the road.
All those violent video games
Totally zombie-free. Only place west of Waco.
I got him.
Time to nut up or shut up.
That's a tough break.
She kind of goes for, like, bad boys.