Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do not make fun of me. Okay? I am hormonal.

You wanna hang out with guys that look like the shoe bomber, it's all on you, man.

Your face smells like an old man's balls.

And then your mommy said, Just do it, already,

I mean, you've put on like, eight pounds, nine.

I can't do that to our baby. That's the first thing it's gonna see.

tighten it back up

- Is he depressed? - You depressed?

So I listened to the most literal translation of that and I just did it, already.

- This is fun! - This is great.

but it sounds to me like she's crowning. Is that right, Deb?

It's pat content. I'm bot cheating or anything

Wow, you managed to turn Steve Carell into an asshole.

- I'm struggling with it right now. - What am I doing?

That was just ketchup.

Why? Come on. Come on, just do it. Deeper.

Hey. I have a really good idea.

- Right. - Yeah.

Yes. We'll take it.

Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay,

no pills, no powders

You mentioned that. It's nice.

I'm gonna call him right now. You're doing so great.

If you want a special experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

ok, the interview is at 11:00 and the tv spot is at 4:00 ok now one thing to remember (clicks tongue) shropshire! i'll remember thanks. and we now cross live to (clicks tongue) shropshire! bridget jones!

You need to come now because the contractions are happening,

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

- I can't. - Oh, why?

I'm nervous, too. I'm really nervous.

- It's just gravity. - Well, that's true. Everyone knows that.

It's a promise, Allison.

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- Twenty. - And then weigh that much.

I swear to God, man.

Well, could... Can I get your number? I mean, I don't...

That's right. The ancient Egyptians fucking engraved

- Thank you. Awesome. - No problem.

You know what movie I just saw again the other day, which is fucking, like,

I don't really know yet what that love means, you know.

So you're not even gonna tell them?

They're all on the payroll. They're all sucking the teat!

It's a boy, buy some blue shit!

Don't worry about gaining weight.

- I don't know, six months or something. - Seven months.

It's gonna be fine. Right?

Saffy is a freak of nature

she doesn't even know who the fuck I am, that's a disaster.

Yes, they love each other. Because that's what you do.

I think it's Matisyahu.

And they wanted it to be a very special experience.

Just another day at the office

'Cause I want to rip your fucking head off because you're so fucking stupid!

Oh, this is a better energy.

Hi, I'm Allison Scott. And we're here today with James Franco from Spider-Man.

- Mary Tyler Moore? - No.

You two are never allowed to be in the same room ever again.

- I googled murder. - You googled murder?

Croissant emoji. Anyone raise... raising your hands?

But I've made myself available to his patients,

- Oh. I love you, Ben. - I love you, Debbie.

I like the way you move.

Hey, Chief! Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.

Oh, it's fine. Hi, I'm Ashley.

What about you? Do you want to go to India?

I wouldn't be mad. I don't get mad.

'Cause you, for some insane reason,

You know, one, you know, little...

- Yeah. Yeah, ka-ching. - We're in.

Hey Clint; don’t let the door hit you in the pussy On the way out, you bitch!

You're right. I'm so sorry.

That's weird to say, but it makes me feel better.

I'm breathing like James Gandolfini over here.

No, you can shoot the waiting room. That would be great.

- Oh, fuck! - What?

We both look good in gold.

She's, like, naked that whole fucking movie.

I don't understand the young talent in this town!

Oh, great. Thank you so much. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you're here. Thank you.

- This is scary. These are our children. - Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

You can't take anything seriously!

The sweater make’s You look fat

Okay, say, you know, before you're married and have children,

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You're the one that got dressed up like a cholo on Easter to come to this party.

We can't go, dude. Sorry.

We can just borrow yours. Is that okay?

who's filling in for vik jekumar? kate cook.

Okay. All right, bye.

Look man, I didn't go to yale so I could work 12 hours a day

Your old ass should know better than that.

We don't want you to lose weight. We just want you to be healthy.

Seriously, guys, let's say I want to launch today.

If I didn't care about these things,

- Isn't that nice? - I think it is.

You know what? I love your broach.

I'm really sorry about all that. That was really inappropriate.

Okay. Have fun.

California, eh?

No, not at all.

Dude, they got the top 10 group shower scenes!

- Don't taunt her. Come on. - Here.

Ben, it's me. Can you come? 'Cause the baby's coming. Can you come?

I didn’t do shrooms in vegas

I don't think I would have wanted to have a baby for like,

I mean, get in and get out. Get on with your day, you know?

with the idea that you can take care of me and the baby

- Here we go. - Okay. Okay.

All the problems are the same, but it's...

I like margaritas

We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.

Dude, it's real whether or not you read those books.

- Are you sure? - I'm 100 % sure he's not cheating.

Is that the baby on that one right there?

- We're gonna sing Happy Birthday now. - Yeah.

Karen is such a fuckin liar

Me not wanting to do this alone isn't enough of a reason

You know, we got ourselves into this situation. We kind of have to.

- Why? - Because your face looks like a vagina.

Yeah, that was brutal.

- We'll finish talking. - Yeah, yeah. Okay, go.

that no one else has thought of already.

Yeah. I got an appointment with a trainer. I can't cancel it now. He'll charge me.

I don't know. Are they mad? What have they been saying?

- Oh, that was really sweet of you. - Thanks.

I mean, granted, psychology’s only a hobby of mine

You know why she just rejected me?

I'm just jerking your chain.

- And I would love to get it for you. - No.

Yeah. I did. I read three of them, actually.

But if you shave, then you have to pay all five of our rents.

How are things at Butt-Fucking-Ham Palace?

Old pregnant bitches running around

- Congratulations, Daddy! - We got a beautiful little girl!

You shouldn't take it so lightly.

You know, I can do whatever you want. I can get in there.

That we didn't.

I'm so sorry I haven't called.

What the fuck is she doing at the club?

You embarrass yourself.

Now that's how you get pinkeye

- No, no, no. Not like this. - No, it's fine. It's fine. Just keep going.

He spelled coming wrong. Oh, it's cum...

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Okay, first of all, it's not my situation. It's our situation.

- How could you not tell them? - They're not gonna know.

I don't even know what to say. What do you want me to do?

I thought you went to Santa Monica City College.

I mean, until now.

Don't put this on me!

I'm not having shit besides a fucking panic attack.

My job is to get that baby out safely.

That's exactly right.

All we need to do is think of a new, better idea

Did we have sex

- What? - That fucking stuck-up bitch.

We should put this on YouTube. Shut up.

To let you know that I've decided to keep the baby.

No, I disagree with you. That sounds terrible.

- Bye. Thanks again. - I'll see you. No, I'll see you later.

So what happens now? I don't know how this works.

Remy Remington: You're gonna lose your helmet. You're gonna lose your pencil. You have no more Hop-Hop, no more TV, no more toys, no more nothing.

Okay, take care. Peace.

- Yeah, hello? - Hi.

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Now I get to start all over again!

I would just like to say, Fuck You Hormones!

Don't go there. Okay? Help me stay relaxed.

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But it only comes out right before the baby's gonna come,

You can't... Steely Dan would never even have a chance.

You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed.

Three months. Fat in the face, jowls, fat ass.

Oh, yeah. The donuts, they call to me.

You wanna go to the shadows? Go to the shadows

He like the way you stick a finger in his ass

because we had a little debate on the conference call with New York about you.

- Breathe like this... - No, no, no, no.

- You're at your computer. - Mmm-hmm.

- Because this is serious. - No.

bitch you're so lucky, I cant even tell you how much lucky you are.

We said no wives.