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I wish I was still a lawyer.
- You're like hawkeye on m.A.S.H.
And cracking wise
That was all classic hawkeye.
Lame. Okay, stick and move. Stick and move.
Speak of the devil, he's right there.
It's like christmas morning for the guy.
- There he is.
No, I want to study spanish!
- Okay, so since buddy's not leaving,
- It doesn't matter what you want.
Slyly sidestepping the problematic scrutiny
And I won't let anyone stand in my way.
- That's what I thought.
- annie got an essay portion
Oh, this is awkward.
I'm the same uptight jerk I was last semester.
And I missed out on you guys,
So this meeting was more just for catching up...
- I'm just saying it's not exactly watergate.
It is so dope. It's a whole city.
We haven't had spanish class yet.
Of annie "hot lips" edison.
Dealing with problems ain't my job no more.
- Oh, it must be nice.
I mean, you like the dean.
all day long
- Well, I appreciate that, but--
At the guy I was last semester,
Annie's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.
- I heard that. Let's do it!
I'm only here because I'm hot for britta,
Selling to underage students.
But he might be a puckish agent of change