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In ten years, you could be making 5 bucks an hour...
You're hired. I'll pay you 4.50 an hour and all the Mr. Pibb you can drink.
May I see their papers?
I'm kidding. I'm Mexican.
It's Oscar. He's a huge fan of your bears.
No, not really. But it involved training rats.
A friend showed me one and, honey, Miss Patti just loved them.
Here's what we do. After they finish singing...
Who wants a free holiday bear?
- Maximum two a day. - At Best Buy we had a slushy machine.
Good news, guys. We've just been asked to perform...
Okay. But can I just have one to help me with the laundry?
I -
Miss LaBelle, are you thirsty?
What happened to the land of the free? These people have a right to be here.
We received a report that you're harboring illegal aliens.
Robbery!
I'm a hypocrite too, Dad. I used Paco to get at you...
I'm so sick and tired of that job. I want to be my own boss.
Wow. Paco must be Mexican for "lightning hands".
No daughter of mine is dating an illegal alien.
My band was supposed to perform in the festival tonight.