Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna call in sick?

That's part of it, though.

You can never go too big on Christmas, right?

-That'll keep. -Okay, come on.

I'm hanging up now.

[dramatic music]

Most days, I'm surrounded by people who don't believe the same things I do.

Is this about your delinquent Christmas article?

♪ You know I love you, Santa, baby And you love me ♪

It can be written by Santa.

Yeah, well, that's the challenge.

-We did it! Yes we… -We won!

So when she stopped believing, everybody else had to too.

You know why Santa's never going to die, Tom?

We need more clicks. We're not-- Nobody's opening us up.

what if you just get into a box and then just slide down the hill? Hmm?

["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing]

I can't. I've got to work on Ella's sled race.

when they find out that I'm a Muslim.

-that no one else over the age of 10 does. -Right?

-Oh, offense taken. -[laughter]

Oh, okay. You know what? I gotta go pick up

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪

All right, when she says "go," you push us and then we'll do the hard part.

-Why is my daughter in your booth? -Mom!

that this is going to be the best Christmas ever.

Christmas is a break.

but why does this one holiday have to be so freaking important?

♪ 'Cause let me tell you This year, I believe ♪

She passed with flying colors.

You're a good friend.

Writer's block.

I might get a lemonade too.

-♪ When the clock is striking 12:00… ♪ -Hey.

-[Assan] I'll find room. -I will too.

Yeah. You're the best.

Um, well, you all know I was a little reluctant about Christmas.

Okay, how does he get around the entire world in one night?

Ella is super excited.

-My boyfriend. -Yeah, did not see that coming.

And don't just say "Christmas magic."

Oh, absolutely. Yes.

-[chuckles] -[baby shrieks]

-No, Tom. -[Tom] What?

-Did you add more duct tape? -I put on every piece we had.

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Yes, through Christmas magic.

Welcome to Christmas.

Oh. And I know a place that does Christmas cupcakes,

Okay, when I was seven years old I found a Barbie in my parents' closet.

no feeling pressure to spend money,

will you marry me?

Oh. Sorry, buddy.

and has elves making toys.

Everyone ready?

because that is still technically not spending any money.

What if you're wrong?

-Get the rest of your costume, please. -Oh!

♪ Fa la la la la, la la la la ♪

It's going to be okay. It's a leap of faith.

♪ Christmas jumpers And cocoa by the tree ♪

Ho, ho, ho. Mer--

[no audible dialogue]

No, that's-- That's something I would have remembered you saying.

-Thank you, Santa. -[Tom] Thank you, Santa.

I thought you were coming at 11:00.

And that's the kind of magic that I want to believe in.

and I got moving, and I thought if you were up early…

Lisa, you're leaving?

We're just two very different people.

Uh, let's see, I got six more ready to go in the oven,

[Lisa] Christmas.

Yeah, but you don't have to believe in Santa to gift one another.

The hard part was getting my work stuff organized and up to the office.

What about your schedule?

All right, well, I have a booth here,

[no audible dialogue]

I know, right? Oh God.

-[music ends] -[applause]

Oh, that was not fun.

Santa doesn't bring her any presents. They come from me and Robert.

No, it's just to celebrate the season.

that sometimes you have to adjust your schedule

Absolutely, ladies. Here, let me take your coats.

[wistful music]