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Follow.
It's just not meant to be.
But, yeah, no, I'm... Glad it's behind us.
Have you ever seen the guys,
MAN: FBI.
(LAUGHS)
Quiet. Now come on in here, all of you.
He don't like when I tell this story.
Say you took one of the files out...
Hey. Look, we're all real glad to have you back.
(SIGHS)
No. I remember. It was a week before I met you.
Just hard to sit that long. Legs go to sleep.
MAN 2: Oh, shut up!
(SIGHS) You tired?
You forgot the food, didn't you?
GRETA: Dad? Come in, Dad. Over.
who's clearly armed and about to...
(DOOR CLOSES)
(ALL CHUCKLING)
Guy stole his bag. Can you believe it? A refugee.
(APPLAUSE)
You are gonna get me my money, you little shit.
New washer. The old one...
In fact he does it every day for, how long?
All those weeks looking for the kid...
And I get ready to give him the novocaine shot...
But also...
Doesn't matter.
TAHIR: Yes, Phoenix Farms.
I'm home!
I don't know what you're talking about.
On the gun charge. Oh, yeah.
from an ATM across the street.
She's a real lemon. Motor mount.
No. I'm just... Logically, I'm saying.
(SIGHS)
Oh, tell her the story. Oh. Ha.
At the airport, man says, "Take bag?"
Gordo's at Red Wing.
How does he do it?
Then something hit me on the head,
Yeah. Hmm.