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When you're defensive about your feminine side, it makes you more girly.
was suddenly focused on me.
- What a gorgeous head of hair. - That's funny.
Another soldier in the fight against communism
- Yeah, well... - We shaved the baby.
I don't want to sound insensitive, but why don't these people have any money?
I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry you.
They help you find something you thought you'd lost.
You have to break it. Say something. Anything!
A girl said, ''What am I gonna do?'' and I said, ''Babies aren't my thing.''
This is from last night. The Christmas tree over at Miller Park.
Are you aware that you're in everyone's way?
You know, I think we all know that's just not true.
So, in other words, there is no permanent historical record
What do you mean by that? I'm internal medicine.
This is the monkey I got to videotape the birth.
Lovest thou me, then feed my sheep!
Banana hammock!
Candy!
Hey, everybody!
I know you must be busy. It's really nice of you to offer to do this.
Is that... gum or pigeon crap on my sneaker?
''Look at the baby!''
and you can swim against the current all you want.
Merry Christmas.
What am I supposed to do?
And I liked the sun, Newbie. It made me hopeful.
I carry around this tiny little Monopoly piece for good luck.
I'm a doctor interested in my patients, male or female.
I've only worked here for three months.