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I prefer to think of myself as five-ten,
opening the freezer and going, "Aw, no strawberry."
and the house key they never asked me to return.
in the glove compartment?
Okay, why don't you guys stay across the hall
I've never been to Palm Springs.
Well, the answer is both more and less disturbing
We sleep together once a year!
The book says at this stage of the pregnancy
I can if you'd just roll over and accept your fate.
Good.
How turned on you are right now.
So then what are you doing here buying comic books?
Let me know when you start, because that wasn't funny!
Yeah, I'll take you for ice cream.
You can make jokes, but if this keeps up,
Well, clearly, I lied.
Okay. Well, for starters,
She's always complaining about people at work.
wise beyond your years, but you're getting up there.
and we will live here?