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...and then he'll just have this weird, round, furry head...
Pig, pig, pig, pig.
I know how to take care of a couple of kids.
...and I sleep like a baby.
...that was invented by some Dutch **** in 1773.
That's why it's....
Let's try again.
So that's why it's hard to start dating, you know?
That's when they really need grown-ups, is for lunch...
Uh, okay, kids, here's what's going on. We have a flat tire.
We are going to get off the bus...
Come on, now.
How can you be so goddamn irresponsible when you're transporting children?
So I think you should just kill him. That's what I recommend.
...because it's 2009...
...and your yelling is making me feel vulnerable.
We have, like, reunions for the funeral.
The doctor said she's got a pretty angry infection, ahem...
Come on. I gotta take a big dump out here.
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