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And I usually go for lunch and recess.
Just tell me about your kids.
I go to my daughter's school to volunteer sometimes.
Why aren't you nervous to be with me?
Okay. Jesus.
There's nothing else really around here.
Hey, man, what do you have to do to be a bus driver, nothing?
I know too much about life to have any optimism...
...and every day, I don't do it.
Carry me. If I carry you, you won't get stronger.
Your dad died, and you're coming here from his funeral?
You go in this school, like thousands of kids, and go:
Yeah, so she had kind of a rough week.
Yeah, yeah, yes.
Look, you're the one that said get on the West Side Highway.
And the guy goes, Just bring him over. I'm not doing anything. I'll kill him now.
...Iike a nice Ford Focus with no miles on it...
Sorry.
Sir, it's illegal to take a bus on that highway.
You're not seriously leaving.
...or the right amount if you're trying to kill a dog with it.
Well, the little one, she's 4, and she's pretty crazy.
Sir, do you know that it's illegal to take a bus on this road?
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Uh....
That's horrible, that's offensive.
I volunteer not because I'm a good person but because you have to...
I brought home us crying in a few years.