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Dog Tits! Yeah, shut up.
I want you to Edison this elephant.
Okay, I was kinda saving this for...
Matter of fact, I can't smell anything.
Oh my God, I am.
See what I did there? Pun-wise?
Thomas Edison! Remember? When he killed that elephant
We already tried that!
Shitheel
Well, here's a quote by me:
Why, just so she can bury him?
Hey, dummy.
What? How long is that gonna take?
for these hardworking folks, Barry.
bought a sweet old circus elephant just to murder it.
Either it fascinates or appalls you.
Um, and also can I go to the bathroom? No.
Ow! Quit squeezing the puppy, Lennie!
Although, no matter who or what ends up killing me,
Because you giant flapping anus
maybe spilled an electrolytic solution on the floor
and have your guts for garters, you hear me?
So why don't you go over there and turn up that dimmer?
Oh, damn it! Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn it!
Ugh. Didn't I murder you one time?
Hey, whoa! Calm down!
Okay, but-- But wait, if you fry Barry's CPU,
No, this is the face. How do I look?
And then talk again, but only to help me think of a way to kill Barry.
Well, you say that... Archer.
And yet almost as satisfying as not helping you
the furthest thing you can be from an anim--
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