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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you smell that?
Mawp. ...not really surprising.
And whoever these bastards are,
Help!
You say "bulletproof?"
well, not thank you, necessarily, but...
We're way over maximum voltage.
with a nice stiff drink.
What? I mean, worst case we fry some circuits.
I gotta drive my automobile, on road!
For now at least, yeah, I think so.
I mean-- I still have feelings!
On my tits! Whaaat?!?
Yeah, but I didn't.
Crapheel.
Damn it, people, my mother is buried alive!
Oh, shit yeah, lady, climb on up!
I learned that the cabinet
Get back to work, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Uh-uh. Or the town, or even the county.
I'm not the one running out of oxygen here.
What? Yeah.
I can't, I gotta go drive my car now,
Why? Because, you giant flapping anus,
Name something a clock would say.
and comb through millions of records!
So now, we have to go through
to find some record of your birth mother's name.
What?
Well, I'll worry about that bridge when I come to it!
Well, it's better than driving a cab!
Did I know this? When was this?
Well, it's hard to say, really.
Whew. Thank you.
Were you gonna say, "This time it's personal"?
Although, if you had worded that a bit more delicately
looking for any records with your given name,
No, Creepy Spice, I used chloroform.
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