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Fantasy god like Kai
You know, when the odds went to 8-1, I knew it! He pissed it all away!
You're a wonderful girl.
You really think Charity can win?
my jockey says the jockey riding Faith Healer
Come on, tell me. Come on, it's Cheese! Who do you like? Come on, tell me!
One win ticket on the number four horse, please.
Nobody make a move!
... Guys And Dolls in last.
I didn't! I made the bet that we were both going to bet!
Next race, I'm putting up 27 stars. It's good, but I wouldn't bet my grandma.
Yeah!
Mismatch moves up on the outside...
Sink Or Swim coming forward, then it'll be Chiquita Banana and Blurred lmage.
I got you a little bubbly.
I can't see!
At second last, Banana King is on the outside. They come for home!
- Until he sneaks off and screws you! - You!
Some big places, some dumps.
This would not be gambling.
The horses have now reached the starting gate.
Stop acting like a hick off the bus!
- I was getting worried about you. - I bet 20 on the favourite.
Right, I will now issue you with a receipt to the value of your wager, $68,000,
- I'm having a very good day! - We're checking on a Mr J Trotter.
I really hope you win.
You haven't picked a winner in 27 races
- I am not Morgan, goddammit! - Swearing in public's illegal.
Nobody knows you got money, what's the use of having it?
Sweetie honey?
OK? I will, I swear.
Honey, I'm home. Pam?
That's it! There are no copies. I'm not a crook.
- But I defended you. - Yeah!
- Blurred lmage is coming in... - Don't do this to me!
Seven tracks makes it 700 racing days a year. $ 1,400,000 a year! This is a...
Terribly sorry.
Which is a lot for a bum.
- Let it ride. - Is it all in there?
- ...approximately $69,000. - This is a lot of money.
If you don't give it to me now, I'll cause a scene.
You look a little taller.
Screw it!
Yeah.
- Who's she talking about? - You want another round?
I spent some on the little woman, but basically, yeah, it's all there.
Who do you think you are, Jimmy Swaggart? This is a horse race!
Pam, you know that race? The one you left before?
Let it ride.
Tell the police officers who I am!
Not me, pal. I've seen the light.
Hey, you want to know my philosophy?
You got more guts than sense. I love it!
- Who would believe bullshit like that? - What?
'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.
It's a lot! What can I say?
you know that.
Let me get this straight,
I haven't picked a winner in 27 races
100 tip sheets at $3 a piece. That's seven racetracks a day.
Welcome home.
I'm going to drink every day, morning, noon and night.
- Fix your skirt, for Christ's sakes! - OK, Bernie.
9 races a day is...
The horses are all in line.
Lovely. Well, you know what mine says?