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I spent some on the little woman, but basically, yeah, it's all there.
I didn't! I made the bet that we were both going to bet!
Pam, you know that race? The one you left before?
100 tip sheets at $3 a piece. That's seven racetracks a day.
Right, I will now issue you with a receipt to the value of your wager, $68,000,
Hey, you want to know my philosophy?
Terribly sorry.
Tell the police officers who I am!
- I was getting worried about you. - I bet 20 on the favourite.
Sweetie honey?
Fantasy god like Kai
- I'm having a very good day! - We're checking on a Mr J Trotter.
- Who's she talking about? - You want another round?
Mismatch moves up on the outside...
One win ticket on the number four horse, please.
- Who would believe bullshit like that? - What?
- Blurred lmage is coming in... - Don't do this to me!
Yeah.
Honey, I'm home. Pam?
I got you a little bubbly.
OK? I will, I swear.
- I am not Morgan, goddammit! - Swearing in public's illegal.
Who do you think you are, Jimmy Swaggart? This is a horse race!
Yeah!
my jockey says the jockey riding Faith Healer
Seven tracks makes it 700 racing days a year. $ 1,400,000 a year! This is a...
... Guys And Dolls in last.
Nobody make a move!
You're a wonderful girl.
Come on, tell me. Come on, it's Cheese! Who do you like? Come on, tell me!
This would not be gambling.
- Until he sneaks off and screws you! - You!
9 races a day is...
You really think Charity can win?
you know that.
Let it ride.
Sink Or Swim coming forward, then it'll be Chiquita Banana and Blurred lmage.
Welcome home.
You got more guts than sense. I love it!
Stop acting like a hick off the bus!
If you don't give it to me now, I'll cause a scene.
You look a little taller.
Nobody knows you got money, what's the use of having it?
You know, when the odds went to 8-1, I knew it! He pissed it all away!
- Let it ride. - Is it all in there?
- ...approximately $69,000. - This is a lot of money.
You haven't picked a winner in 27 races
It's a lot! What can I say?
Next race, I'm putting up 27 stars. It's good, but I wouldn't bet my grandma.
- Fix your skirt, for Christ's sakes! - OK, Bernie.
I really hope you win.
That's it! There are no copies. I'm not a crook.
The horses have now reached the starting gate.
Which is a lot for a bum.
I'm going to drink every day, morning, noon and night.
The horses are all in line.
Some big places, some dumps.
Not me, pal. I've seen the light.
- But I defended you. - Yeah!
At second last, Banana King is on the outside. They come for home!
Screw it!
I can't see!
Lovely. Well, you know what mine says?
I haven't picked a winner in 27 races
'Cause the track officials will be all over your ass.
Let me get this straight,