Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Exactly. - Yeah.
You won!
- Oh, God! - That's incredible!
OK.
...very sweet.
So will the IRS. You can't win that kind of money without owning up.
Did I win? Son of a bitch!
A toast!
Right over there, sir.
You want to know how I got it?
Have you a pen?
- Seven. - No way on earth!
I like the six horse.
I think I'll go bet it.
- I wouldn't bet mine, either. - You don't understand.
When you see your buddy, please pass along this message, "Pay up."
- No shit! - Let it ride!
- I really love you. - Well, that's...
You get the tip of your life.
- Vicki. - What?
You're gambling...
- I can't explain this. Play the tape again. - Trotter!
I can't give you $50 win tickets. That's over 1,300 tickets.
- You finished with that? - Knock yourself out, pal.
- Down payment on a new fridge. - ...80, two...
Trotter, what's the matter with you?
you are in the Jockey Club at the racetrack at 1.45 Saturday afternoon,
Must have borrowed it.
Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
- Shall I call when I win? - Yes!
- Three! - What do you mean?
I knew it!
- Why do you like this Faith Healer? - Talking to me?
- Is that caviar fresh? - Yes, sir.
My!
I'll pay for Looney when I settle here, OK?
- Is a pencil OK? - Thanks.
Hey, what did I do? What did I do?
- I'm going home. - Good.
Say he gets $20, not the regular $10.
I haven't picked a winner in 27 races
It's not just a cookie!
I'll leave Bernie. Pure love from now on.
Gambling involves risk. It involves chance. It involves uncertainty.
In case you get hungry or thirsty before the race ends?
on the number two horse, which is called Hot-To-Trot.
Your friend's down $800, and some change.
I've met all kinds of characters but, believe me, pal, you are the champ.
I hope someday you're two seconds late.
Really! I wouldn't kid you. I'm up $2,500. I'm having a very good day.
You can't put a price on a day like that, can you?
Hey, I'm trying to educate you guys!
You know, I told you guys which horse I was going to bet.
He's mine! You're mine.
What are you doing?
They put little kids on the four horse to have their pictures taken.
Well, besides, I only got $10.
- Pam... - Go make your bet.
I might be having one right now.
Gambling involves risk. It involves chance. It involves uncertainty.
$50 on June Bug to win!
- Stay on the track! - It can't hear!
I'm due.
Yo, Mr Trotter! Mr Trotter, you have a minute?
Charity hesitated momentarily, but there goes Charity, in quietly now.
Trainer A J Brady please contact the stewards.
- Why? - I always bet on five.