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Last-minute strategy.
75?
Has gambling affected your reputation?
The $5 window is just over there.
- What do you see? - Your horse is on the outside.
Because there is no racing without betting.
Put this on your list, Mr "I won't gamble"! What happened to that?
Come down here and see. You won't believe what's going on!
- It's too late! - Come on, Trotter! It doesn't matter.
Neither am I... Hey, I thought we had it won, but you never know.
- A football salesman? - No, it's me, Vicki.
- Bernie lost his ass already today. - Whoa! Zip it!
Just relax.
- Really? - That's correct.
I can make everything up to Pam, be out of the hole, and I'll be on my way.
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Today's main track is listed as fast.
Follow me, sir.
Nobody in his right mind bets the four horse!
Looney!
I thought we'd find you at that dump across the street.
I've decided to become an alcoholic. It's the healthiest thing I've ever done.
He'll hear!
Just let me win this once. Just let me win this one last one.
- There you go! - $5 a space, 23 to 24 spaces a race,
A girl's gotta decide what's important, money or love.
- I like the number six horse. - Lord Byron?
Can we have two spots on the rail, and I'll pay you after the fourth race?
I don't want to assume something I shouldn't. What time is it?
Hey, Trotter, who do you like in the first? Who do you like? Come on!
Maybe one more time. But after that, no more.
- 25, 2, 3... - The funny thing is,
What wonderful people!
- Trotter. - Sidney.
- Let the guy have it, OK? He's sweet. - The winner of the tenth race,
They go from my ass all the way to the floor. My legs.
2,000...
Kill one for me.
Thanks.
- Tense! Yes. - You didn't make a copy?
- I got bad news. I can't afford this... - The love I got for you is man to man.
I play the circuit. One track closes, another one opens.
and not bet on them.
And I got you a nice little gift here.
- I am pretty mad! - Seen Looney?
It's only money.
But I like space. Space!
- Yeah! Seven horse. - Seven horse. All right!
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
He looks different.
Looney!
We just had a vibe on the five horse, Sink Or Swim!
- Vicki. - Trotter.
- She's got very long legs. - Right.
Lord Byron has lost the rider!
That's what the fortune says. "You can be walking around lucky and not know it."
It's pointing to you. How do you know what it means?
- I thought a hamburger cost $1.50? - Honest mistake.
- Think I'm so rich I don't need any extra? - Want to know how I got the three?
In sports where you need teams, letters appear!
- Sorry! - I'm terribly sorry.
- 40-1 odds in The Morning Line! Jesus! - That'll go down. I like the Packers.
- Flowers? - No, thank you.
Out!
- The five's a mortal lock. - You can play a tune on the three's ribs.
- How could I ruin it? - You touched it.
- Come on, Fleet Dreams! - ... Up Yours on the inside, Rock lt...
...it's Saturday right now!
- First, I clear my mind of everything. - That shouldn't take long.
Are you telling me you had the boy hold Charity back for eight races?
Sorry. Excuse me.