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- This is too good to be true. - You are a jackass!
I just work here.
Or take baths. Sell the bed if you want. Bet with it.
- Why buy that? - He had the daily double.
and will be run at a mile and one-sixteenth on the main track.
After all these years, it's not my gambling that you despised.
- Look at that. Could be worse. - You got to pay attention.
I knew it! I knew it!
This is the $50 window.
How gross!
Bet heavy. You'll laugh all the way to the bank.
It's Stargazer on the outside...
- there's bound to be... - It's eight! I'd stake my life!
75 twice a week is $150. That's a lot of money!
We'll be here till Christmas! The counting room!
Everything!
I hate sneaky people. I knew a sissy kid in school that covered up his answers.
The guy with Sammy Davis Jr round his neck is bothering the customers.
Fleet Dreams has won it!
I should have lost, but I didn't lose.
He was so broke by the last race,
- Run, you son of a bitch! - Come on, Hot-To-Trot!
- Hi, Evangeline. - Hi. It's my first time at the track.
$ 180 to $200 a week, $720 a month...
- I don't think so. - I bet you swore something secretly.
He's probably telling him to go wide on the first turn.
...zero,
You'll never understand. It's OK, it means nothing.
God likes me!
- ...often? - Every day.
- Come on, four! - Come on, Fleet Dreams!
$69,000!
I'm not a blackmailer.
You are the unluckiest person in the world!
Watch my lips.
And who needs money when you got friends?
The only way Charity loses this race is if she gets struck by lightning.
Can I call my wife?
- The four. - The one.
- She's 19! - I got a dog of 19.
- You have to give me a number. - I'll be right back.
Sorry, I dropped the phone. Could you pick up some wine? I love you.
you had the boy hold Charity back for the last eight races?
Anybody makes a funny move, shoot them!
- Thank you. - I like the four.
I can't believe I didn't bet that!
- Got a brother? - In Cleveland.
Absolutely.
I'll kill you! I can't believe you did this to me!
third, Dream Roadblock.
- It's not important. - I'd like to understand. Explain it to me.
Give me a break! What did he say? The horse runs on Saturday.
True.
- Are you an authority? Shut up and eat! - No, you got to eat it or it doesn't count!
Then Dream Roadblock...
This horse stinks, but I'm betting 150 on his nose.
Oh, yeah.
- Who do you like, Evangeline? - I'm betting all of my $200