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A's, B's, C's...
Away they go!
Shoes?
I was thinking I'd come down and ask you to go to bed with me,
I have peripheral vision. It's a gift. I can see my ears.
I'm getting a little nervous now.
And there is nothing more important than friendship.
I think she'll lose by a nose.
Poor, poor Trotter.
I'm finished. We are history!
- Yeah, that's it. - How did you like that photo?
I'm never, never going to forget this!
- I mean that. - Sounds fine to me.
- What a race! I can't believe we won. - It was that photo.
No, this is bullshit, you talk bullshit!
- Excuse me. - Sorry. Really.
- Lucky me. - Yeah.
Guys And Dolls forward.
His blood is rare. He gets $75.
Come back, Doctor.
Who won?
I'm buying.
- Really? You gamble every day? - Of course.
Thank you, Trotter!
Remember something? You gave up gambling.
- Hey, down in front, you big lug! - Who said that?
A reminder of the late scratch in here, Vagabond Star.
- What are you on in the fifth? - Who do you like in the fifth?
I do this for a living. Been doing it for 15 years.
Had the daily double!
I'm not asking for a will. I want 48 $50 win tickets on three in the seventh race.
- What the hell did he know? - We knew it.
- That's for all you stuffy rat bastards! - How dare he!
Are you gambling?
Perfect!
- We're having some problems. - Poor Trotter.
- Sidney! Don't... - Let me. Let me.
Keep it out of the money! I'll give up all my smut!
- Why is it on so long? - Blurred Image was Marty's horse.
By 12.45, we could be having sex.
There's a horse in the third race. Got a good chance.
I lost $50 on the one named the same as my cat! In the seventh,
It was a photo?
Lord Byron leads, and Arctic Dancer... A shocking incident of bumping!
They should guard the door, so that sort doesn't get in!
- I like Lord Byron. - I love Lord Byron.
Government takes half. That's 34,500.
Miss Vicki.
- Please! Airhead. - Excuse me?
No, it's OK! I know this guy!
Hot nose? What? Is she sick or something?
Gambling involves risk. It involves chance. It involves uncertainty
One more collision like that, you're getting glasses!
2232 Flamingo Lane.
which is not betting on a sure thing.
Buy a new joke.
To Trotter!
I got a bad leg. Take this $20 and bet the sixth horse for me.
I was on the phone. I was going to bet $50.
Take my seat at the Jockey Club.
They got a winner.
You want me to make a scene in the Jockey Club?!
I thought we had a deal!
The horses are approaching the starting gate.
With what he made, he won't mind slipping us $5,000.
- Ah, hell! - He'll be back.
when you were supposed to be home at 12.30 starting our marriage over!
I couldn't leave you. I decided this is the only way.
Seen dumber guys than you win two in a row.
Evangeline, meet the boys! Looney, Vibes, Marty. Where's Trotter?
I'll kill you!
Outta the way!