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Congratulations!
- May the best horse win! - The two!
The two horse in the second is a lock and I'm going to wheel him!
Here comes the champ! I admit it, you are the champ!
- Hear you had a big win. - He hit the long shot.
The assistant starters are taking hold of the runners.
- Trotter, I got a bad feeling. - No, no!
- What's the matter? - I saw my life flash in front of my eyes.
I might bet a half on the Packers. Who knows? They may not lose too bad.
Of course I do.
- "Stand by your man." - Fabulous!
Fleet Dreams gets the lead! Coming down to the wire, it's Fleet Dreams...
Let him have it. I don't care about the lousy $200.
You're all great friends.
Some relative die? I'm sorry.
Hey, Trotter, long time no see!
Go fast and win
If Charity loses, I want my $5,000, plus two grand for the taxi driver.
- There's a fly on the money box. - What is this crap?
- Pam, don't panic. Get all gussied up... - You want me to get gussied up?
That's 'cause I'm going to win.
I'm ending this marriage, or I'll have a nervous breakdown.
- I wouldn't know. - Hundreds late. Sickeningly late.
I don't see why you people can't watch the horses run
- He can't hear! - I can't. My husband...
I hate to interrupt, but somebody owes me some change.
'cause I think you're kind of funny, that's all.
Bottles of gin, beer... I'll hide the bottles around the house.
- I'm going to the men's room. - Why?
Where's your friend, Looney?
Why are you handcuffed?
Lord Byron has lost the rider! Going through, Splendid Reason...
The horse'll probably swallow its tongue.
- Hi, Vicki. - Hi, Trotter.
I can shower, nap, have lunch.
- Can I get some help around here? - Hey, Trotter's betting the four horse!
- I got an idea. - You got a horse picked out?
- I was only here for the first race. - What do you want?
It's going to be Moon Beams or Fleet Dreams!
- Give me a burger. - One burger.
- Looney! - What?
- I'm hot, right? - Yeah!
- ...80, four... - Flowers for Pam. Dinner for both of us.
- It's not a lot of money. - No, no.
Yes, sir.
Give my regards to your new pals at that whorehouse you're sitting in!
- But if I win, Reardon, if I win... ! - That is him!
on the three horse in the seventh race pay?
- Are you going to bet on this race? - I don't know.
I didn't bet.
Listen to this, "Not in this lifetime."
I got kids in college. This dollar will pay for a minute's tuition.
talking to guys with all their teeth.
I like the two horse. It's got front wraps. I always bet those horses.
- There's a $2 minimum bet. - Lo Fat? What's that, milk?
I'm hot!
Are you sure? I mean, of sound mind and all that?
Let's get a beer.
Charity on the inside, Blurred lmage coming up alongside...