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- Look... - Excuse me!
- If you didn't, I would have bought it. - Bernie is rich.
I'm never going to cook, or clean.
Fucking flying son of a bitch! Fucking flying whore!
A number is going to flash! Four!
You had it! You were the one who had it!
Boys, meet Evangeline!
Hey, watch it, watch it! The four horse is a goddamn Clydesdale!
Let it ride? I hate this place.
- It's Up Yours, then Fleet Dreams... - Come on, baby, come on!
- 'Cause I won on one lousy race? - You never know.
Guess who?
- Pam? - I'm drinking and flicking ash around.
What is it they say? Nothing ventured, nothing...ventured.
I don't know! That's how many it has!
Be here in half an hour. I love you.
- $1,400 a day! That's a lot. - Yeah, for being big.
- ...Faith Healer going best of all... - Come on, Faith Healer!
joined by Dream Roadblock, going in quietly.
...is a jealous man.
That's the guy.
On what?
I knew it! I knew it!
Remember your mother's house? The plate glass window?
What is it now? It's...
- Pay up, you deadbeat! - No!
Wallender is Having a good day
Quaaludes?
- Did you bet? - Yeah!
Shy Ruler will be next. He goes without any problem.
on the three horse in the seventh race?
May I buy you a drink?
Which was My God?
- The number four horse. - Four...
From the bottom of my heart, thank you. But I love my wife.
The reason I like this horse a little,
How about a beer?
- I never heard that. - If you open it, then it's your fortune.
I shall require your autograph.
- The four horse? It's got leprosy. - The coat's rough...
Two guys are asleep on the table on the right. A bulb's blown overhead.
- Watch it! - When did I last have a winning week?
Come on, four!
Seen Looney?
Fucking flying son of a bitch! Fucking flying whore!
- Fleet Dreams on the inside... - Come on, come on!
He found six.
You haven't picked a winner in 27 races
She's dying!
- It's my survey. Take your own. - I like the six.
I'll owe you for the rest of my life. You're the greatest man that ever lived.
I don't belong here with these losers,
I bet it all, honey. I let it all ride.
What do you like in the third?
Remember the time you rat-holed a five up your ass?
Who knows? Maybe you'll get a discount for coming close!
- Whatever you do, don't bet on that! - Why not?
Please note that in this afternoon's eighth race,
Because...
$69,000!