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COME ON, WEEZY, THAT WAS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW YOU. I WENT OUT WITH LOTS OF GIRLS.
WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT FEELING BETTER, MR. JEFFERSON. WHAT IS IT, A TOUCH OF FLU?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE SOME WARM MILK WITH YOU?
YOU'RE WELCOME.
AN ULCER? SHH! NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF STRESS.
I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW YOU SLAM THE DOOR ON THE ODD COUPLE.
I THINK THE MACHINE DOES THEM BETTER.
YOU GOT TO PROMISE NOT TO THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND SAY "OH, MY GOD!" OKAY?
NOW JUST HUSH UP AND LET ME SAY MY PEACE, OKAY?
♪ WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
THAT'S MY BOXING TROPHY I WON IN THE NAVY.
I KNOW THAT.
ULCERS ARE VERY POPULAR AMONG THE RICH, JUST LIKE GOUT.
OH, NOTHING, NOTHING. RELAX.
MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
I'M GONNA KISS YOU AND HUG YOU, THEN I'M GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR...
AIN'T NO SENSE CLUTTERING UP THE HOUSE WITH THAT.
ON TOP OF THAT, HE HATED HIS BUSINESS.
FIVE FIGHTS AND FIVE KNOCKOUTS.
OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY MAMA DID IT ON PURPOSE, HUH?
IT AIN'T FAIR. I MEAN, ALL THOSE YEARS EATING NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD,
AFTER ALL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE FOOD MAMA USED TO COOK.
WHAT ABOUT HIS ULCER?
UGH! I HATED THAT MUSH EVEN AS A BABY.
HELLO. OH, HI, MR. BENTLEY. COME IN.
YOU MUST TRY TO PROTECT HIM FROM ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT CAUSES HIM AGGRAVATION.
NO. I'M NOT GETTING INTO THE SAME ELEVATOR WITH SOMEBODY WHO THINKS I'M NUTS.
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ♪
GET THAT FOR ME, WILL YOU, SON?
YOUR MOTHER.
THEN YOU CALL MY OTHER STORES. YES, ALL OF THEM!
HELLO? WHO?