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YOUR MOTHER.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THEN YOU CALL MY OTHER STORES. YES, ALL OF THEM!
GET THAT FOR ME, WILL YOU, SON?
OH, NOTHING, NOTHING. RELAX.
IT AIN'T FAIR. I MEAN, ALL THOSE YEARS EATING NOTHING BUT JUNK FOOD,
♪ TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY ♪
YOU GOT TO PROMISE NOT TO THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND SAY "OH, MY GOD!" OKAY?
WHAT ABOUT HIS ULCER?
OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY MAMA DID IT ON PURPOSE, HUH?
NO. I'M NOT GETTING INTO THE SAME ELEVATOR WITH SOMEBODY WHO THINKS I'M NUTS.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF STRESS.
YOU MUST TRY TO PROTECT HIM FROM ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT CAUSES HIM AGGRAVATION.
I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW YOU SLAM THE DOOR ON THE ODD COUPLE.
I'M GONNA KISS YOU AND HUG YOU, THEN I'M GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR...
HELLO. OH, HI, MR. BENTLEY. COME IN.
I KNOW THAT.
UGH! I HATED THAT MUSH EVEN AS A BABY.
COME ON, WEEZY, THAT WAS BEFORE I EVEN KNEW YOU. I WENT OUT WITH LOTS OF GIRLS.
NOW JUST HUSH UP AND LET ME SAY MY PEACE, OKAY?
WELL, I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT FEELING BETTER, MR. JEFFERSON. WHAT IS IT, A TOUCH OF FLU?
MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
ULCERS ARE VERY POPULAR AMONG THE RICH, JUST LIKE GOUT.
AFTER ALL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE FOOD MAMA USED TO COOK.
I THINK THE MACHINE DOES THEM BETTER.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE SOME WARM MILK WITH YOU?
THAT'S MY BOXING TROPHY I WON IN THE NAVY.
ON TOP OF THAT, HE HATED HIS BUSINESS.
HELLO? WHO?
AN ULCER? SHH! NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT.
♪ WELL, WE'RE MOVIN' ON UP ♪ ♪ MOVIN' ON UP ♪
AIN'T NO SENSE CLUTTERING UP THE HOUSE WITH THAT.
FIVE FIGHTS AND FIVE KNOCKOUTS.